I think I'm going to open a store that sells rocks...

When we have special promotions, I can make a commercial on the radio that says "don't take this shale for granite!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/mkay1911
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My wife must secretly be a dad.

We were listening to the radio when a commercial came on for an event called "Golf for Autism." She turns to me and says, "well that's a shitty prize!"

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 13 2014
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Dad got me while listening to the radio...

Dad and I were listening to the radio and a commercial for Windows comes on that says: "call now for a free quote!" To which my dad replies, "ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country".ย  Then he started laughing out loud. It took me a minute but finally realized what in the world he was talking about.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 06 2015
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What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Heard this on a radio commercial.

Beer nuts are just under a dollar, deer nuts are just under a buck.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 20 2014
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Got dad joked by my dad

Listening to the radio in the car. American Family insurance commercial comes on. Kid says something about a pirate ship.

Dad- do you know why I got a pirate ship? Me - ...why? Dad- it looks good in my yaaaaard

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