I'm starting a combination of a Frozen Yogurt shop and a news stand.

It will be called FroYo Information.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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What is the worst combination of two sicknesses?
  • Diarrhea and Alzheimer. You’re running, but you don’t know where.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theredditman111
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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What's the worst combination of illnesses?

Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running, but can’t remember where.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LuitenantElo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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What's the worst combination of two diseases?

Alzheimer's and Diarrhoea . You're running but you don't know where .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uglyric
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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I COULD tell you a top secret combination of words which result in the instant death of anyone hearing or reading them..

But then I'd have to kill you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bermobaron
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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I keep being awakened by dreams of Indian dishes that use a complex combination of spices or herbs, usually including ground turmeric, cumin, coriander, ginger, and fresh or dried chilies...

It's a re-curry-ing nightmare.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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How about this combination?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/travischapmanart
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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What do you call a combination between a Ford Fusion and a Ford Focus?

A Ford Fusion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PurpleSugar64
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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Sand is a combination of the words sea and land, as it is where they meet. You could say it is their ship name.

Courtesy of my friend who took more than the average amount of antidepressants

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dr_Llamaz
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2018
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Marijuana and coffee are my favorite combination.

They're the reason ice mocha a lot of weed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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I used to own a combination lingerie store / sandwich shop.

It was called Delicate Essence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justintnelson
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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Old town road is a combination of country and rap.

It’s called crap.

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I recently opened a combination sandwich shop/mini golf course.

I thought it was a great idea but the reviews said the experience was sub-par.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TVLord5
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2018
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Flash Cocktail Combination v.redd.it/ukelnjhc8yd01
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr-Klaus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2018
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What's the combination of Finland and France?

Finance

I work in a retail store with credit card financing signs all over the place. It was slow and boring, so I fixated on said word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Seekerman
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2018
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For breakfast I used to have cereal. Then I moved to muffins, to doughnuts and then to combination of chocolate, biscuits and marshmallows...

It's a rocky road.

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A gimmick restaurant that only serves various combinations of chips and dips

I'll call it 'Just The Dip'

(I'm pretty sure this hasn't been made)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Riuchando
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2016
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Since the combination to a combination lock matters, shouldn't it be called a permutation lock?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zoplik90
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2016
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Easy to Remember Locker Combination

I had a new lock in high school and I said, "The new combination is 17-11-48."

My mom said, "Well, that should be easy to remember. You're 17 now, you were once 11, and you will be 48."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heyteacha2
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2014
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Monkeys and dad jokes: an exquisite combination

In my biology class not too long ago, we covered a mini unit on invasive species. One of my classmates was giving a presentation on an invasive monkey species, explaining how it is very aggressive in nature and has been known to attack people and other animals in small groups. After hearing this, I couldn't help but raise my hand and pose the question: "So you could say these monkeys use guerrilla warfare?". Almost the entire class groaned simultaneously. It was glorious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kid-named-cudi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2016
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Eating and texting could be a dangerous combination.

This happened during lunch hour while I was texting a friend. The conversation was boring and mundane until:

She: R U having a girlfriend?

Me: No, I am not having a girlfriend. I am having chicken.

She: Umm...Where did chicken come from????

Me: Egg. Chicken came from egg!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dave_evad
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2016
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Saw this on the way to work. Perfect combination of bumper stickers imgur.com/6FwvVh5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheKremlinGremlin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2013
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