The great thing about your parachute not deploying
Is that you have the rest of your life to fix it.
Want to hear a chimney joke?
Got stacks of em! First one's on the house
Always jump from a plane with a backup.
That's why they call them pair of chutes!
Have you heard about the new book about bamboo?
It’s a great reed
What did the skydiver say when her pack didn't open?
Chute!
My little nephew just asked why skydivers only have a single reserve parachute.
I said, if they had more than two they wouldn't be called pair-o-chutes.
I don't talk to the tandem skydiving instructor any more...
because we recently had a falling out
What happened when the outlaws went skydiving?
They had a chute out.
What did the skydiver say when her pack didn't open?
Chute!
