They were losing the battle, until they started chucking the tops of kitchen cupboards at the enemy.
We were watching the game, and there were two minutes left. The other team had the ball, I said “gosh, they’ve been chucking downfield all day”
Chuck Norris didn't have to the the vaccine
COVID had to vaccinate against Chuck Norris
Why there are jokes on chuck Norris but....
This one is oldie but goodie.
When I was a child I asked my father 'why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris but none about Clint Eastwood?' He leant forward look me straight in the eyes and said 'because Clint Eastwood is no joke'.
I just saw that Chuck Yeager has died
...and then I heard it a few seconds later
The power of my nun-chucks
Why did the Mexican alcohol manufacturer chuck his wife off a cliff?
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck?
If a wood chuck could Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the world's greatest mathematician.
He knows the last digit of Pi.
What do you call two people talking about their Chuck Taylor All Star shoes?
What did Donald Trump say when his wife chucked a plate across the room
NEWS: Chuck Norris has coronavirus.
Why did Chuck Norris wear knee pads?
He never liked Bruised Knee
Our friend Chuck hasn’t contacted us for months, so we renamed him Huck.
What kind of House does Chuck Norris live in?
My friend thought I chucked a freshly eaten apple at his face.
True Story. I went to pick up a couple of Italian Beef sandwiches curbside last night and as the runner approached with my order, the sandwiches broke through the gravy soaked paper bag and fell to the ground. She was extremely apologetic and said she would re-bag them for us. But I was livid!
I mean, I did not pay for ground beef.
Did you hear about the musician who went to the La Brea Tar pits and chucked butter into it?
He said he wanted to make a Ghee Tar.
Chuck Norris doesn't hoard toilet paper.
He's used the same napkin since 1974.
He just scares the shit out of it.
Coronavirus got infected with Chuck Norris.
It had to quarantine for 14 days.
Chuck Norris has been confirmed to be exposed to Covid-19
The virus will be quarantined for 14 days
What did 50Cent do when he got hungry?
When Chuck Norris was a baby, his mother called him Chuckie.
Chuck Norris' email address:
What has three letters and starts with gas?
Almost non of my friends gets this joke
I hate telling people I'm a taxidermist.
When they ask, "So, what do you do for a living?" I just say, "Oh, you know... stuff."
[Satire] I’d pick Jew Jitsu over Nun Chucks, personally
Chuck Norris is what Willis was talkin about.
How did the butcher introduce his wife?
Chuck Norris once trew a party
It still didn't land on the ground
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.
Last name Norris, first name Chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died?
Police have arrested the world tongue-twister champion
If found guilty he'll be given a real tough sentence
Chuck Norris has been exposed to Coronavirus (COVID-19)
The Virus is now in quarantine for 14 days
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