They were losing the battle, until they started chucking the tops of kitchen cupboards at the enemy.
We were watching the game, and there were two minutes left. The other team had the ball, I said “gosh, they’ve been chucking downfield all day”
Superman and Chuck Norris made a bet
Whoever loses the fight has to wear their underwear on the outside.
Got chucked out of the zoo for feeding the ducks...
Chuck Norris didn't have to the the vaccine
COVID had to vaccinate against Chuck Norris
I just saw that Chuck Yeager has died
...and then I heard it a few seconds later
Why there are jokes on chuck Norris but....
This one is oldie but goodie.
When I was a child I asked my father 'why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris but none about Clint Eastwood?' He leant forward look me straight in the eyes and said 'because Clint Eastwood is no joke'.
The power of my nun-chucks
Why did the Mexican alcohol manufacturer chuck his wife off a cliff?
How does a dart board on the ceiling make you sick?
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck?
If a wood chuck could Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the world's greatest mathematician.
He knows the last digit of Pi.
What do you call two people talking about their Chuck Taylor All Star shoes?
What did Donald Trump say when his wife chucked a plate across the room
NEWS: Chuck Norris has coronavirus.
Our friend Chuck hasn’t contacted us for months, so we renamed him Huck.
Why did Chuck Norris wear knee pads?
He never liked Bruised Knee
What kind of House does Chuck Norris live in?
My friend thought I chucked a freshly eaten apple at his face.
Did you hear about the musician who went to the La Brea Tar pits and chucked butter into it?
He said he wanted to make a Ghee Tar.
Chuck Norris doesn't hoard toilet paper.
He's used the same napkin since 1974.
He just scares the shit out of it.
True Story. I went to pick up a couple of Italian Beef sandwiches curbside last night and as the runner approached with my order, the sandwiches broke through the gravy soaked paper bag and fell to the ground. She was extremely apologetic and said she would re-bag them for us. But I was livid!
I mean, I did not pay for ground beef.
Coronavirus got infected with Chuck Norris.
It had to quarantine for 14 days.
Chuck Norris has been confirmed to be exposed to Covid-19
The virus will be quarantined for 14 days
What did 50Cent do when he got hungry?
When Chuck Norris was a baby, his mother called him Chuckie.
Chuck Norris' email address:
What has three letters and starts with gas?
Almost non of my friends gets this joke
I hate telling people I'm a taxidermist.
When they ask, "So, what do you do for a living?" I just say, "Oh, you know... stuff."
[Satire] I’d pick Jew Jitsu over Nun Chucks, personally
Chuck Norris is what Willis was talkin about.
Chuck Norris once trew a party
It still didn't land on the ground
Last name Norris, first name Chuck
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.
If a woodchuck could chuck wood
How did the butcher introduce his wife?
Chuck Norris has been exposed to Coronavirus (COVID-19)
The Virus is now in quarantine for 14 days
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