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︎ Jan 26 2014
There were 30 cows and 28 chicken. How many didn't?
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︎ Apr 19 2021
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
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︎ Apr 28 2021
I grilled a chicken for two hours.
It still wouldn't tell me why it crossed the road...
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︎ May 15 2021
Where did the music notes go to get some fried chicken?
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︎ May 11 2021
What do you call a ghost chicken?
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︎ Mar 27 2021
What do you call a chicken who is being rude and unreasonable?
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︎ May 12 2021
I've placed simultaneous orders for a rotisserie chicken on Uber Eats, and for an egg omelette on DoorDash
Looks like we're about to find out, once and for all, what comes first!
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︎ Apr 06 2021
People who take care of chickens are basically....
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︎ May 09 2021
What side of a chicken has the most feathers?
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︎ May 06 2021
What do you call a chicken that was struck by lightning?
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︎ May 04 2021
Why does Beethoven dislike chickens so much?
Well, when you ask them who their favorite composer is, they all say Bach.
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︎ Apr 23 2021
What did the vegan say when they ate a plant based chicken nugget?
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︎ May 15 2021
What did one chef say to the other chef while making chicken pot pie?
βI think weβre running out of thyme for this pieβ
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︎ May 15 2021
What do you call a chicken that stares at lettuce?
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︎ Apr 23 2021
Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?
If it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken sedan...
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︎ Mar 22 2021
What do you call 2 divorced chickens?
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︎ May 09 2021
What do you call a chicken starting at a bowl of lettuce ?
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︎ May 15 2021
What kind of eggs does an evil chicken lay?
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︎ Apr 30 2021
I once had a chicken that could count her eggs...
I named her Countchickula
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︎ Apr 27 2021
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To say βhelloβ from the other side.
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︎ May 08 2021
Whst is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat ?
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︎ Feb 12 2021
At least he wasn't too chicken to complain
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︎ Mar 21 2021
Why did the disappointed chicken cross the road
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︎ Apr 22 2021
What do you call a gay chicken?
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︎ Apr 05 2021
There were 30 students but only 28 chicken nuggets. How many kids didnβt get any nuggets?
Ten. Why? Because only twenty ate chicken nuggets.
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︎ Apr 20 2021
A cow, a chicken and a pig go to Mac Donalds.
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︎ Apr 17 2021
What do you get if you put a chicken strip in a small fridge?
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︎ Apr 10 2021
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to the squirrel it can be done
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︎ Apr 28 2021
Grandad doesn't like chicken.
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︎ Apr 08 2021
My buddy used his stimulus check to buy some baby chickens
He got his money for nothinβ and his chicks for free
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︎ Mar 18 2021
My brother has been making amazing chicken on the grill for as long as I can remember.
Iβd say heβs a seasoned pro.
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︎ Apr 12 2021
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car. I bet you didnβt see that one coming!
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︎ Apr 08 2021
It was a bad idea to ask the chicken farmer to referee basketball games
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︎ Mar 30 2021
I have a chicken proof lawn
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︎ Mar 16 2021
How does a chicken work?
A chicken canβt work, itβs a chicken.
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︎ Apr 08 2021
Why did the chicken cross the PowerPoint?
To get to the other slide
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︎ Apr 09 2021
So I ask for something easy at a restaurant, and the server recommends βwell the chicken strips for 6$β
βMaybe it will but it doesnβt help with my hungerβ
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︎ Mar 19 2021
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
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︎ May 08 2021
What kind of eggs does an evil chicken lay?
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︎ May 03 2021
Why do chicken coups have two doors?
Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.
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︎ May 06 2021
I grilled a chicken for 2 hours
It still wouldnβt tell me why it crossed the road
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︎ May 15 2021
How do you call the ghost of a chicken?
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︎ Apr 07 2021
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan (vs. a coupe).
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︎ Mar 20 2021
Why do chicken coops always have 2 doors?
Because if they had 4 they would be a chicken sedan!
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︎ Mar 01 2021
Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
Because if they had four, it would be chicken sedans!
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︎ Apr 14 2021
why did the chicken cross the road
to get to the other side γ·οΈ
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︎ Apr 07 2021
So I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
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︎ Feb 14 2021
What did the chicken say when asked who his favorite classical composer was?
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︎ Mar 25 2021
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