Chess Strategy Puns

A list of puns related to "Chess Strategy"

What's the most important piece to a Jamaican's chess strategy?

It de pawns, mon.

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👤︎ u/sirclicksal0t
đź“…︎ Oct 15 2018
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I was really excited when my wife bought me a book for my birthday called “69 Mating Positions”.

Turns out it’s about Chess strategies.

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đź“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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My dad talking about computer games

Me: I don't really like curling

Dad: You've gotta get the hang of it. It involves a lot of strategy. It's like chess.

Me: I don't really like chess either.

Dad: Well that's cause there's no mouse or toggle switch involved.

Me: Dad what's a toggle switch?

Dad: Not a toggle switch... Uh... What are those things called...

Me: Joysticks?

Dad: Yeah joysticks.

Me: Dad people don't use joysticks anymore.

Dad: So that's why people are so miserable all the time.

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đź“…︎ Dec 06 2013
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