In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him.
To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.
Why was the cheddar always grumpy
He was a curdmudgeon
Cheddar and Brie are Gouda for parties
But I prefer to eat Provalone
I won a duel last week with a block of cheddar cheese. How you might ask?
Because it was extra sharp.
I was in the supermarket the other day when this guy threw a block of cheddar at me.
Outraged, I shouted : "Well that's not very mature is it ?"
Why did the Mexican keep a wheel of cheddar in his truck?
In Queso emergencies
I was injured by cheddar the other day.
It was way too sharp for me to handle.
Are you shredded cheddar?
‘Cause I think you’re grate!
My brother was getting the shredded cheddar for dinner.
I told him “be careful, it’s sharp!”
I saw some Cajun cheddar cheese curds at the grocery store...
but I prefer my Cheddar free range.
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese.
Don't worry, it's only mild.
I tried to think of the cheesiest way to make a goulda cheese pun, but it could always be cheddar 🧀
Some kid just threw a lump of cheddar at me...
I thought "that's not very mature "
I ordered a sandwich with American cheese, but it came to the table with cheddar cheese instead.
It was a queso mistaken identity.
What did the cheddar say to the chip when it opened the fridge
That’s nach-o-cheese
Why did the cheddar cheese go to the gym?
To get shredded.
Yesterday, I bought my wife a cheese grater to use on cheddar and parmesan, both of which I hate.
It was the grater of two evils.
I recently started a new cheese diet. I’m hoping to cheddar few pounds
Coworker: "Watch out she's slapping people with cheddar cheese."
Me: "Be careful, cheddar can be sharp."
Do you know why I'm voting for a block of cheddar this election?
I wanna make America grate again.
Dad would say he ate cheddar everytime he cut the cheese...
Because its sharp.
My wife threw a block of cheddar at my head
I went "well that's mature"
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese
don't worry it's only mild
