In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him.

To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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Why was the cheddar always grumpy

He was a curdmudgeon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Squidgyboat5955
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Cheddar and Brie are Gouda for parties

But I prefer to eat Provalone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dmdeemer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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I won a duel last week with a block of cheddar cheese. How you might ask?

Because it was extra sharp.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SerbianTarHeel
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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I was in the supermarket the other day when this guy threw a block of cheddar at me.

Outraged, I shouted : "Well that's not very mature is it ?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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Why did the Mexican keep a wheel of cheddar in his truck?

In Queso emergencies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Krombopulos137
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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I was injured by cheddar the other day.

It was way too sharp for me to handle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/undeadalex
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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Extra sharp cheddar
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πŸ‘€︎ u/canadian_bacon_ay
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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Are you shredded cheddar?

β€˜Cause I think you’re grate!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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My brother was getting the shredded cheddar for dinner.

I told him β€œbe careful, it’s sharp!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Peodup
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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I saw some Cajun cheddar cheese curds at the grocery store...

but I prefer my Cheddar free range.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BipdiBoop
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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I have an addiction to cheddar cheese.

Don't worry, it's only mild.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Squidis1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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I tried to think of the cheesiest way to make a goulda cheese pun, but it could always be cheddar πŸ§€
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lilthickee
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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Some kid just threw a lump of cheddar at me...

I thought "that's not very mature "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SwiftHadoken
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2018
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I ordered a sandwich with American cheese, but it came to the table with cheddar cheese instead.

It was a queso mistaken identity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/naurugger
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2019
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What did the cheddar say to the chip when it opened the fridge

That’s nach-o-cheese

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dolfan13forever
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2018
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Why did the cheddar cheese go to the gym?

To get shredded.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SubSum87
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2018
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Yesterday, I bought my wife a cheese grater to use on cheddar and parmesan, both of which I hate.

It was the grater of two evils.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheManxLynx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2018
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I recently started a new cheese diet. I’m hoping to cheddar few pounds
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrJB93
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2018
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Coworker: "Watch out she's slapping people with cheddar cheese."

Me: "Be careful, cheddar can be sharp."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YooperStrong
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2016
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Do you know why I'm voting for a block of cheddar this election?

I wanna make America grate again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/patricktoba
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2016
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Dad would say he ate cheddar everytime he cut the cheese...

Because its sharp.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afternoondump
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2017
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Cheddar is the most dangerous cheese

It's sharp

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πŸ‘€︎ u/radbme
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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My wife threw a block of cheddar at my head

I went "well that's mature"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jezzibell
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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I have an addiction to cheddar cheese

don't worry it's only mild

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