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He knows his way around the pipes
You rigatoni!
I told her I just have a checkered past.
They always single file, to hide their numbers.
Wrote them down on tiny pieces of paper and shoved them up my nose.
It was still so hard to pick the right answer.
Rigatoni
Hospital visitation hours are 6 PM to 7 PM.
Cuz at the end of the day you’re an honest man
It's the Swindler's List.
A snaccident.
Idaho
.
Because there's too much uncle-cheat.
But a Tiger Wood!
That was a rash decision.
They could be used as grounds for divorce
Donor kebab.
Ashley Medicine
I got my Ion you
...that's the lowest thing you can do.
What is a Vampire favorite fruit?
- Neckterines
What kind of dogs do Vampires like best?
- Blood hounds
How does a ghost cry?
- Boo Hoo
What does a skeleton always say before he eats?
- Bone Appetite
What kind of key should you always take to a haunted house?
- Skeleton Key
Why do Vampires need mouthwash?
- Because they have bat breath
What kinds of street do Zombies like?
- Dead ends.
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
- Frost Bite
What did the black cat call the mouse on roller skates?
- Meals on wheels
What does a vampire never at a restaurant?
- A stake sandwich
What is it like to be kissed by a vampire?
- It's a pain in the neck.
Why did the witch stand in front of the podium?
- To give a Screech
What does a ghosts have for dessert?
- I-Scream
What is a skeletons favorite instrument?
- A trombone
What kind of dog does a mad scientist have?
- A Lab
Be honest, how many did you get? What is your dad score?
EDIT: can't get spoiler tags to work...
They always single file, to hide their numbers.
