My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters.
My daughter Chewbacca, not so much.
Nearly Headless Nick had such potential to be a great character
But he was so badly executed.
Who is the imposter in a game of AMONG US among mythical characters?
Pega-sus.
Hey. Don't say Je's-looking-Sus bro
Spongebob may be the title character of the show.
A woman on a tv show asked another character, "How do you know it's her appendix?"
I told my wife he must have read about it in the back of a book.
What TV-character is the most impatient when browsing the web?
The Refresh Prince of Bel Air.
Hope this hasn't been posted before
Who is the cleverest Disney character?
Gaston; he's the winner of the No-Belle Prize
Is it safe to assume this subreddits fav marvel character is The PUNisher
Who’s Doc Brown’s favorite Star Wars character?
Who's Goofy's favorite character from classic American Literature?
It's like I'm some sort of Khartoum character.
Breaking News: famous cartoon character implicated in scandal!
They refused to be drawn on the matter, however.
Character spacing is important, for example: ...
...writing: "I have a music album". 🎶
...versus: "I have a musical bum". 🎺
In the history of crime literature, which character has been the most effective at getting people out of prison?
The dot "."
It has ended more sentences than anything else.
Why are silver haired characters so badass?
A character you can’t play in a game was sliced with a sword multiple times.
What do you call a hidden Legend of Zelda character?
A couple of character shifts and Alice in Wonderland becomes A Lice in Wonderland.
I made a game where I’m the main character.
I guess congratulations are in order, because I’ve played myself.
What do you call the few pimps who are characters in The Walking Dead?
The Four Whore’s Men of the Apocalypse
Why was the night Jesus was born so quiet?
Mary was giving Joseph the silent treatment for not booking a room in advance (this came from my dad 🤣🤣)
Why is Toad the most popular character in the Super Mario World?
Because he's a real fungi!
I told my daughter, “Mom keeps asking me if I’m an Alice in Wonderland character and it’s getting really annoying!” She asked, “Are you mad at her?”
“Geez! Don’t you start too!” I screamed.
I got really good writing stock characters. My secret?
I've decided to marry a pencil.
I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.
Sleight of foot would be a cool “feat” for a DnD character though
I’m thinking of ending my book with God sending a letter to the main character.
A Deus Fax Machina, if you will.
Lily's fatal Greek mythology school play.
Lily liked Greek mythology a lot. Her favorite character was the titaness Rhea. She loved the story about her outsmarting Cronus with a stone in order to get her children back. She loved it so much in fact, that for the sake or realism, she decided to eat some rocks too for the upcoming school play she took part in! But, very soon after going onto the stage, poor Lily started convulsing on the floor. It was a poor decision to eat the stones. She knew that. But at least, she could die a Rhea.
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I am so, so sorry. Please forgive me.
who is a Disney character and loves puns?
Ver Million is the character’s name btw
Star wars celebrity names
Apologies if this breaks the rules however. My friends and I are making up names of star wars characters combined with celebrity names. So far we've come up with Darth spader, sith rogan, and obi wan kobe.
Any others we cant think of?
Who's the best character in the Bible?
Noah, he has the best ark.
I was told to pick a password 8 characters long
So I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
I don't think the main character in the new Joker movie was very serious.
In fact, I think he may have been Joaquin.
Who was the least intelligent character in the Harry Potter series?
What's the difference between an internet troll and a video game character?
Video game characters have lives
My son Luke loves that we named him after a Star Wars character.
My daughter Chewbacca not so much
Spongebob Squarepants may be the main character on the show..
My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters.
Our daughter Chewbacca, not so much.
If spongebob is the main character, why is Patrick the star?
Even though Spongebob is the main character, Patrick is the star.
My son Luke loves that we have named our children after Star Wars characters
My daughter Chewbacca not so much
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