A list of puns related to "Channelisation"
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Hello All,
I'm trying to achieve the following port configuration on MX204:
root@Superspine-1> show configuration chassis
fpc 0 {
pic 0 {
port 0 {
speed 40g;
}
port 1 {
speed 40g;
}
port 2 {
speed 100g;
}
port 3 {
number-of-sub-ports 4;
speed 40g;
}
}
pic 1 {
port 0 {
speed 10g;
}
port 1 {
speed 10g;
}
port 2 {
speed 10g;
}
port 3 {
speed 10g;
}
port 4 {
speed 10g;
}
port 5 {
speed 10g;
}
port 6 {
speed 10g;
}
port 7 {
speed 10g;
}
}
}
The port checker shows that it should be possible:
https://preview.redd.it/2fl1g1l6x8l71.png?width=875&format=png&auto=webp&s=3d415843152d492d722d25151b22d8017b5d6a86
The channelised port 3 on pic0 is still coming up as et-0/0/3 though, shouldn't this be seen as the following instead of et-0/0/3?
xe-0/0/3:0
xe-0/0/3:1
xe-0/0/3:2
xe-0/0/3:3
Appreciate the help if anybody has seen this before and know the answer. The breakout cable and QSFP are fine as I've tested them on another device.
Same people will get upset and downvote this to hell
Hey! 27 HLM here. After crazy first couple months of nonstop action my now wife got depressed (she's been battling it for most of her life) and it's been a DB for the last 5 years. I am very HL, I even thought about castrating myself more than once and that even before this relationship. It feels like life would be so much easier, without thinking about sex constatly. I try not to jerk off, because I feel miserable afterwards, like crying. I have been interested in spirituality for some time and I've read about channelising your sexual energy elsewhere. Taming the dragon power within yourself and using it for work, being productive or anything. Has anyone got any experience with it? I haven't been able to channelise anything. Once the tension builds up too much I have to jerk off since I feel restless and like I'm about to explode. I also get annoyed easily and wasn't the best version of myself on more than one occasion. I love my wife, she's so loving, it's just all her traumas from the past she's been carrying. I'd love to help her and be more loving towards her, but it's difficult when there's only the one thing I can think of. Thanks for any response
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
I need only abt 1 lacs in bank for immediate requirements.
The FD is useless . It gives i think 5% and can be liquidated any time
I recently got a raise and a large amount got matured . Now i want to do SIP and diversify my investments. Total money is less than 50L
So I cant invest them totally on equity. But can do SIP and I want cagr in between 12-18%. Would leave them untouched
Also I am getting close to 1.5 lpm then I need some proper way to channelise them into funds.
EDIT : I thought of a defensive strategy like investing 75k / month (STP from liquid to equity) spread over several months or something like that Tell me if it makes sense.
Any ideas will be welcome
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
BamBOO!
Theyβre on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Christopher Walken
Nothing, he was gladiator.
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