Paddy O’furniture
I call it Paddy O’Furniture
I can't stand sitting!
I found some cushion its pocket.
Eventually she came around.
Number 3 will shock you
A seat of minophen.
And then a table... And then a chair...
A Miniature
I borrowed my daughter's desk chair for about ten minutes earlier today. As I was bringing it back I said "They say when you borrow someone's car you should return it with a full tank of gas..." It took her about 3 seconds to reply "Nooooo! Did you fart in my chair?"
I go back and forth on them
Because they were a Band-Aid
I guess it was stoolen
... please take a seat.
We had a Sunday, everything with a chair E on top.
They become charitable.
I was shocked but he wasn't
It just doesn't give a sit anymore.
He says it drives him up the wall!
Lawyer : (whispering) Deny everything.
Me : This isn't a chair.
I went sofa away.
Cuz I was falling hard for him.
And the people can’t stand it.
Me: That can’t be comfortable. Try a chair instead.
Now they all have Mousey Tongue.
Turns out he was a really bad conductor.
...right in front of a house where there’s a huge party going on. He walks in and notices that the party is somewhat divided. There’s a clear distinction between the people waiting for the bathroom and the people queued up for drinks, etc.
Considering the urgency of the bathroom queue, he walks over to the drinks table and asks everyone there if they wouldn’t mind helping him push his car to get it started. They agree but even with the full might of several people, the car doesn’t budge. He thanks them for trying and they all head back inside.
A little while later, the doorbell rings. The man sees the host open the door to the largest pizza guy he’s ever seen. The behemoth is holding 15 pizzas with one hand, a pallet of buffalo wings with the other, with a keg strapped to each shoulder. The man jumps up and asks the pizza guy for his help pushing the car. He agrees and they head to the street.
With barely one touch of a pinky on one hand, the car lurches forward and starts right up. The man drives off, waving behind him and yelling a quick, “Thank you.”
As he catches sight of the party fading into the distance, he says to himself...
“Thank goodness for the delivery because that punch line sure is weak.”
Because they don’t have chairs
“I guess I’m just a good conductor”
Rob Thomas volunteers to help the wheel chair bound elderly remodel their kitchen.
I don't know why, it just never sat right with me.
I was sitting down, so all the puns I thought of were chairrible
He's recovering.
and it was all because he was told to please take a seat
I guess he just wasn't a very good conductor.
I said YES. And she said "Cool' and took the chair to her table for her boyfriend.
And a table... and a chair...
then a table, and a chair
