The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden.
He should have his cabinet together by the end of the week.
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︎ Apr 12 2021
You know, the CEO of IKEA was elected the prime minister of Sweden. Wanna know what heβs doing right know?
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︎ Apr 15 2021
Have you heard about the vacuum company's new CEO?
They hired him because of his good business Vacuumen.
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︎ Apr 04 2021
The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister of Sweden
He is offering beer and pizza to anyone willing to come over and help him put his cabinet together
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︎ Apr 12 2021
Jeff Bezos stepped down from CEO of Amazon...
It's too bad.
He was in his Prime.
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︎ Feb 03 2021
Did you hear about the CEO of Vlasic?
He was kind of a big dill.
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︎ Oct 22 2020
Did you hear that the ceo of apple has been arrested??
Yeah, he now has to facetime
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︎ Jul 03 2020
My friend just became CEO of a garbage bag company.
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︎ May 21 2020
Are you a CEO in Silicon Valley?
Yeah, I surf on executive boards.
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︎ Aug 06 2020
In the early days of Tesla, they had difficulties getting the CEO to show up on time to meetings, so they trained a puppy to find him and bark until he arrived...
...all they had to say was "get Elon little doggie".
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︎ Jul 02 2020
The Pilgrim's Pride CEO plead "not guilty" today in a poultry price-fixing case
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︎ Jun 05 2020
Who is the CEO of PokΓ©mon Company?
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︎ Apr 30 2020
What's a CEO's favourite cake?
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︎ Jun 02 2020
The CEO of a large gas station chain was arrested yesterday.
He was running a Shell corporation.
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︎ Dec 17 2019
CEO OF DAD JOKES
dad, to waiter* I canβt decide what to have. Iβm pretty hungry but donβt want to spend a lot.
waiter Well, the chicken strips for $6...
dad Iβm sure it does, but that doesnβt help me decide what to have for lunch.
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︎ Mar 29 2020
It's my dream to become the CEO of Subway, if for no other reason than to get rid of the horrible job title "Sandwich Artist."
I just feel like they need a more accurate job title, like Sub Humans.
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︎ Dec 12 2019
I read a report that said 100% of the world's major corporations had unmarried female as CEOs
It was a completely miss-leading report
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︎ Apr 26 2020
What pet does the CEO of Xerox have?
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︎ Feb 22 2020
What did the CEO say when announcing layoffs at the Southeast Asian division?
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︎ Mar 27 2020
The CEO of Pepsi was fired this morning
He tested positive for Coke.
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︎ Feb 24 2017
Alright....time for a classic. The Ceo of Datsun was talking to his other high ranking workers when it had just been founded and said, you have 2 days to come up with a name for our company
The workers in a thick Japanese accent said DAT SOON
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︎ Oct 24 2019
Why did the CEO of the underwear company cut the introductions short?
He wanted to keep things brief.
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︎ Nov 02 2019
The CEO of Honda was fired yesterday, and had to be physically removed from his office
He didnβt want to leave on his own Accord.
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︎ Jun 08 2019
The CEO of Honda was fired, and the cops were called to remove him from his office.
He refused to leave on his own Accord.
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︎ May 20 2019
Guys! The CEO of Samsung is super popular now...
...His phone is blowing up
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︎ Sep 03 2016
Dad-joked my boss, the CEO. She didn't laugh
"You should just take an Uber to the airport from your meeting."
"Is it really close?"
"Yea, it's UBER close..."
[she just kind of stared at me for a second while I chuckled to myself, and then walked away.]
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︎ Jun 04 2015
I'm considering marrying a high earning ceo who doesn't want children, but I'm sad about the prospect of giving up my scuba diving hobby.
It's illegal to DINK and dive.
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︎ Oct 17 2019
What do you call a woman who has 4 sons that are all CEOs?
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︎ Sep 01 2014
Why are there never any blind CEOs?
Because they lack vision.
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︎ Aug 02 2019
What happened to the company that made an otter the CEO?
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︎ Feb 05 2019
This CEO replies to enquiry entirely in fish puns (x-post r/funny)
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︎ Nov 03 2016
Did you hear about the Asian CEO?
He has a Taipei personality
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︎ Apr 29 2019
They held a funeral for the CEO of Visine...
There wasnβt a dry eye in the house.
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︎ Nov 28 2018
What do you call the CEO of Space X in jail?
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︎ Aug 26 2017
I used to be the CEO of an origami company
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︎ Feb 19 2016
At our company's dinner, our CEO stood up and said "a toast to our company"
i don't understand why everyone else was so confused when i put my slice in his office the next day
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︎ Oct 30 2018
The CEO of Comcast died.
There will be no service.
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︎ May 24 2017
What kind of car does the CEO of Cinnabon drive?
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︎ Mar 14 2017
Apple CEO: We Will Take This iPhone Case to the Supreme Court
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︎ Feb 25 2016
I told my supervisor I wanted to talk to the CEO about the herbs growing out of control
She didn't listen though. Just gave me Sage advice, and sent me the managemint instead. The thyme will come soon, I said
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︎ Jan 27 2018
The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister of Sweden...
How long do you think it will take him to put his cabinet together?
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︎ Apr 12 2021
(Stolen from Twitter) The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden.
He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.
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︎ Apr 11 2021
Did you see Jeff Bezos stepped down as Amazon CEO?
Quit while he was in his Prime.
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︎ Feb 02 2021
In Sweden the CEO of IKEA was just elected president.
He should have his cabinet together by the end of the week.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
My friend just got hired as a CEO for a garbage bag company.
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︎ Jul 04 2019
The CEO of Honda was fired and had to be escorted out of the building.
He did not leave on his own Accord.
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︎ Oct 24 2018
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