My sister, the biologist, was studying cell division when she dropped her microscope on my toe.

Mitosis!

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What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Sorry. My fault!

What did the biologist wear to impress his date?

Designer genes

What did the cell say to his sister?

Mitosis!

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