What do you called back strap cooked in the oven with a cbd oil glaze?

Marijuana-ted pork

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anafuckboi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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My wife went to get a pedicure with her mother. She sent me a text saying that they have an exfoliating, foot scrub that has CBD/Hemp oil in it and she was going to try it out...I replied β€œbaby, do you realize that you left the house with slippers on...

But you are coming back with high heels”. Her mom sent me a text asking me what I said that made my wife throw her phone in to her lap and groan aloud. Mission accomplished haha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirTurkTurkelton
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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I put some cannabidiol (CBD) cream on my lower leg.

Now, I’m stoney below knee.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2018
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My mum has worse jokes than my dad...

Having dinner at the local pub when my mum asks what my girlfriend is currently doing at uni. I told her she's been collecting sticks for an art installation assignment: Me: "She's gonna look like a weirdo catching the train into the CBD." Mum: "Yeah, people are gonna be going up to her and telling her she's a faggot."

"Faggot" means a bundle of sticks, for those who aren't aware.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clarrington
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2014
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