I just catapulted a lion at the zoo
You would not believe the uproar.
Someone Catapulted a Chimney at me and I don't know why...
Flue right over my head
I built a catapult that can send a human from the USA all the way to Africa
What country you end up in depends on the Angola approach
My wife beamed at me and said, “I had no idea our son would go that far!” Tearing up, I stammered, “I know!"
"The trebuchet is amazing! Go get our daughter!"
I was going to make a joke about catapults
Never mind... It's a long shot
As English my second language, pretty proud of this one.
SpaceX is launching astronauts today with a new space catapult
Bringing forth a new era of crude spaceflight
Did you hear about the medieval siege where the attackers ran out of ammunition? So, they loaded a severed peasant’s head onto a trebuchet and fired it. By sheer luck, it hit the Duke’s son and knocked him off the battle field.
Yeah, apparently it was the first ever serf face to heir missile.
I’m proud of my son, I never thought he’d go so far
The catapult worked well
In the future, we wont need to put our noisy pets on airplanes
We will have catapults
Someone Catapulted a Chimney at me and I don't know why
Flue right over my head
