Formal vs Casual
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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What’s the difference between a guy with formal wear on a bicycle and a guy with casual wear on a unicycle?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teriyaki_sauced
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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Just casual exchange with coworker in the health field.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/funkyunicorn12
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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Only some casual racism
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πŸ‘€︎ u/b_finch07
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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My wife hates it when I wash delicates on the casual setting...

She gets too agitated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bb5x24
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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What comes from unprotected casual hook-ups?

Netflix & chilldren

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YVRJon
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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I’m glad that casual hyperboles are on their way out.

It only took a million years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jkeel_v2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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How does a farmer being a casual conversation near the end of the day?

"Cow was your day?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slyismylife54321
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2016
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casual conversations about rice

My husband & myself having a casual conversation about rice.

Me: remember when I made that real good rice at the chili cook-off?

Him: uh, yeah sure, I guess.

Me: everyone said they liked it & It was the only rice there!

him: oh. I don't like rice. I'm a ricist.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notjane
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2015
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What does the job interviewer say to the too casually dressed interviewee

I don't think you're suited for the job

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joebidensdog
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2021
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Did you hear about the explosion at Target?

There were casual tees everywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rockboxatx
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2021
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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are doing a tour of an old castle

They notice a sign for the watchtower challenge. They ask the tour guide what it’s about and he says β€œif you can drop your watch from the top of the old watchtower and catch it before it hits the ground, you win a million in gold to take home.” The Englishman goes first, drops his watch and runs down the steps, but he’s got no chance and his watch is completely broken. Then the Scotsman tries: he throws his watch up as high as he can to get more time, but his watch also smashes on the ground. But then the Irishman goes. He drops his watch and casually strolls down the watchtower steps. He goes straight over the road for a couple of drinks at the pub, and plays a game of pool. He then walks back over the road, waits a few minutes and catches his watch. The tour guide asks, β€œhow did you manage that?” and the Irishman says β€œit was easy… my watch is an hour slow.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sourceshrek
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2021
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I was in a job interview.

"What is your biggest weakness?"

"Spiders," I replied.

"Professional ones?"

I said, "I don't know, I've never seen one in a suit before."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/incredibleinkpen
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2021
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Bolt or Fastener related Christmas/Holiday puns?

So I work at a company that manufactures steel bolts, nuts, washers, anchor/bent bolts, rebar, chains etc. and I'm trying to come up with a t-shirt design for the holiday season. I have the visuals that I want down (a snowflake made out of nuts) but because it's going to be a more fun design ths I've been trying to think of a little pun that I could put across the back, and I'm coming up short.

If it helps we do a lot of forging, pointing, threading, cutting and shipping. We work with steel (and hardened steel) 90% of the time. My workplace is pretty casual so don't feel the need to keep it PG.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IHOP_007
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2021
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My five year old daughter, wearing a Sleeping Beauty dress, casually playing with Legos: "ROAR ROAR ROARRRR!"

Me: "Are you roaring at me or is that a Lego monster?"

Her: "Its me."

Me: "Why are you roaring at me?"

Her: "Because I'm Aurora!"

My five year old daughter, everyone. She came up with that on her own. I've never felt more proud!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/someredditorguy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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Did you hear about the underdressed oaks that got attacked at the party??

They said there were casual-trees!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrDrexanPhd
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2021
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We are putting away our unused Christmas gift wrap materials, and my son casually comments

β€œThey’re going to be napping papers”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jepoid
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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Why do the Pros hate friday?

Because if full of casuals.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Davistio
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2021
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My wife got me.

My family and I were driving down the interstate when we saw the ol' red and blues flashing up ahead of us. I moved to the next lane to provide some extra room for the officer and whoever got pulled over. As we pass by, we see that the police cruiser is all by itself, parked but with the lights flashing. Wifey casually says, "Looks like Megamind got pulled over."

I don't think I've ever been so proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RafaelVidente
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2021
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An explosion happened at a clothing store

There were many casual tees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/havenotredditt
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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I recently moved and my dad is visiting for the first time.

We were driving around town and I was pointing out to him all the happening spots when he casually said, "looks pretty dead in here."

I look over to see him gesturing towards the local graveyard...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/btcrav2
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
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I was casually interviewed by an athletics coach today.

He asked a lot of softball questions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/conundrumbombs
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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Just found this casually scrolling through my feed. Enjoy this until this gets taken down
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πŸ‘€︎ u/greengo122
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2018
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A whale and his son are swimming casually in the ocean.

Son: Dad, where did I come from?

Dad: From my penis, son.

Son: Uh... Thanks?

Dad: You're Whale cum

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maax42_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2018
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Been a dad 5 mo, so I’m a little new to this... Hit my wife with this one tonight at dinner.

Me: Dinner is served as soon as you dress the salad.

Wife: What are you thinking?

Me: Business casual.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VoiceofLou
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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Leaf it out
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ll4m4bell
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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An American man went to Germany for a vacation.

As he arrived, he decided to go fishing, so he did. But tragedy struck and his boat hit a rock, making a hole. The man, as anyone would do, called the coast guard and yelled "IM SINKING IM SINKING!"

the German Coast Guard casually replied, "what are you sinking about?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pidgeon-eater-69
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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Why does the military insist on wearing a uniform?

To minimise casual tees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/severus_snape9
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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Why do True Gamerz always wear clean jeans?

They hate filthy casuals.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LotusApe
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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Supermilk

I am a bit proud of what I achieved today. I promise that this is spontaneous to me, even though I might have heard the word somewhere else.

So my older children are up and waiting for breakfast, and they started talking about a game variety of Parkour, and the word β€œlegendary” is being thrown around casually. So I ask them if they know what legendary means, and my son says, after a minute of thinking, that it means very amazing. I answered, β€œNo, legendary means super famous milk.” Took them half a minute to figure out and I got the biggest groans ever!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Damark81
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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Caught my wife and daughter off guard with this one! On the way to drop our daughter off at school, there had unfortunately been a possum that had just been hit in. Every passerby ran to check on it. I casually said β€œThose people better watch out, this road is obviously impossumble to cross”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirTurkTurkelton
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2018
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The key to a great Thanksgiving dinner is...

The tur-KEY.

Also, the key to a fun visit to the zoo is the mon-key.

And the key to a great science fiction movies is a Woo-key.

To ensure the maximum amount of eye-rolls, casually drop these into the conversation several minutes apart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weirdgroovynerd
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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As my dad casually dropped this on me

My father and I are sitting at the table . He's on his computer and suddenly....

Dad: Huh.

Me: What?

Dad: The Vatican is buying Chrysler.

Me: That's a little weird.

Dad: Yeah, they're rebranding as Jesus Chrysler.

groans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zabruki
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2013
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Chuck Norris doesn't hoard toilet paper.

He's used the same napkin since 1974. He just scares the shit out of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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On Halloween, I will be wearing a normal everyday T-Shirt

I'll be going as a Casualty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rewind44
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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Why is the military so strict about their uniforms?

To minimize casual tees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmarSB2001
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2018
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My Dad has always been a Fabrication head at a lift company and my mum is a retired nurse..

According to him, their first date was "A Casual tea"..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PILEoSHEET
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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YSK: Drinking tea while being too relaxed can kill you

It's called a casual tea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZZiyan_11
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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What's the difference between a guy with a formal wear on a bycicle and a guy with casual wear on a unicycle:

Attire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0theoneandonly0
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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Why is the army so strict about their uniforms?

To minimize casual tees...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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