Castro Puns

A list of puns related to "Castro"

What do you call Fidel Castro's yacht?

A dictatorship

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👤︎ u/Dane_Axe
📅︎ Jul 23 2019
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On the burial plans for Fidel Castro

I ask my girlfriend, "Do you think Castro will be cremated or buried?"

She says, "I couldn't care less why what do you think?"

I reply, "Probably cremated, people love to smoke Cubans."

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👤︎ u/Subbbie
📅︎ Nov 26 2016
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Which dictator is considered a hedonist by most religious practitioners?

Infidel Castro.

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👤︎ u/Blan_Uator
📅︎ Dec 23 2020
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How do you call some fake noodles?

an im-pasta.

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👤︎ u/x3AFK
📅︎ Mar 26 2019
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What do Cubans call the stomach flu?

Castroenteritis

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👤︎ u/Cananbaum
📅︎ May 11 2017
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I need to think of a good pun for a club!

So originally the club was named "Fiddle Club" but the students wanted to change the name. Basically, it's a club where you play musics with violins. Because I love puns, I'm asking you (redditors) to think of a creative, original, good pun-used title for the club. My 2 horrible puns are (that are never going to get picked) are: Fiddle Castro and What's with the violins (violence, violins hahaha).

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👤︎ u/potatoing
📅︎ Mar 02 2013
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