Its the Internet Explorer.
It is brave enough to ask to be my default browser.
Hurricane polo is nowhere in sight
Anyone know of another instance of this name pun?
Today the chef asked him to prepare an order of chicken, so he said, "Marco, pollo."
My mom and I were talking about how Marco Polo spent a long time in Kublai Khan's court. She mentions that his father abandoned him there. My dad says, "Yeah, he couldn't find him in the pool...He kept calling 'Marco!'"
Dad: "What are you watching?"
Son: "Marco Polo, it is one of those netflix original series things."
Dad: "So where do they keep the pool?"
Context: watching the netflix series "Marco Polo".
Family rolls eyes and father chuckles.
Water polio
Marco Polio
Marco Polio.
I knew a young couple who had a baby boy they named Marco. They did not believe in vaccinations and at 8 Marco got polio and just could not stand it.
Any time I order something that lists "chicken" as an option, like fajitas for example, he asks the following:
"You've got fajitas? Okay, chicken or pollo?"
At this point I just tell him either one is fine.
Dad: NervousPooer, you forgot one of your shirts at our house yesterday.
Me: Oh? What shirt was it?
Dad: Hmm...
Me: Oh Polo?
Dad: Marco!
