Carving Knife Puns

A list of puns related to "Carving Knife"

Last Thanksgiving I cut myself with the carving knife so my idiot brother-in-law walks up and grabs the bloody cut and starts twisting it. I screamed “Ouch, what are you doing!!”

He says, “I’m applying the turn-a-cut!”

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