Because it's now two tyred.
.. it was a GoodYear.
Tyre 1: How you feeling about the big trip tomorrow?
Tyre 2: I'm pumped.
Those were Goodyears.
Maserati Quadriplegic
As I got back into the car to drive off, the service station attendant ran out to me and said "Hey, that'll cost you $2".
I said "It's always been free".
He shrugged. Then he said: "Sorry, that's inflation for you".
The cops are working tirelessly to catch him
I came home afterwards "Done it?" he said.
Me - "Yeah, bit of a piss take though, cost me 50p just for some air."
"Well, that's inflation for you."
Good one, Dad.
It was a bit flat at the beggining, but it got wheely interesting.
I said, I didn't know he could
I had a great childhood. Dad used to roll me down the hills in tires. Those were good years.
Run in front of a car you get tyred
Dad just cracked this one out (for the millionth time) so I thought I would share the wealth!
Walking past a car I point out it has a flat tyre. Dad just turns and says "It's alright, it's only flat at the bottom."
