I heard this gem at the DMV today.

So while waiting at the DMV today to get the registration for my new car, a father and his daughter were waiting for her to get her license. At one point, he turned to her and said, "We don't have a piano, but we do have Kleenex. You can't be an organ donor, but you can still be a tissue donor." I chuckled and groaned all at once.

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