This morning, I bought a car with a 6 cylinder engine…
Then I said to myself, “Wow, I could’ve had a V-8!”
Car makers wanted to install emergency engine kill switches on all motor vehicles, but the idea proved to be unpopular.
People considered it a real turn-off.
Did you hear about the car with a wooden engine, wooden wheels, and wooden gas tank?
What’s common about a car engine and a teenage boy?
It’s a problem when they start smoking.
My car had check engine light on...
So I told my son that the car might be “sick”.
My son said: “does it have the Car-onavirus?” And started cracking up.
I used to have a full size wooden car. Wooden wheels, wooden engine, wooden seats.
BUT, when I tried to drive it, it wooden go.
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I bought a car that has a wooden engine, wooden tires, wooden steering wheel, and wooden seats.
Problem is it wooden start.
Dad pulls up to a red light, Car next to him revs the engine and yells "race?"
I rented a car with a wooden engine today.
I tried repeatedly but it just wooden go anywhere.
I've just seen a traffic accident in town, a police car crashed into a fire engine.
I was going to call for an ambulance, but that might've been asking for trouble.
My environmentally conscious friend built a car with wooden doors, wooden engine and a wooden chassis.
Unfortunately it wooden work.
My dad cleaned out his car engine with sanitiser and disinfectant...
He wanted to be soaper sure it had a clean start.
My spare car key doesn't turn the engine, but it lets me get into the car...
I guess, just like my jokes, it's just a little door key.
Which is more efficient, the engine of a car or a bicycle?
Two mechanics were making small talk about what happens when an engine is running but the car is in park.
You know, just some idle banter.
What do you call an old car that’s engine exploded?
Friend dropped this one while talking about the movement of oil in the car when you start it compared to when the engine is hot...
Friend: Yes, it's a viscous cycle.
Did you hear about the wooden car with the wooden engine and wooden gearbox?
What happened with the wooden car with wooden wheels, wooden seats, and a wooden engine?
There was a man who a had an entirely wooden car. Wooden frame, wooden wheels, wooden engine. Did he ride it? No.
Made a wooden car with a wooden engine only trouble was
Did you hear about the car made of wooden wheels, body, and engine?
What will happen if you have a wooden car with wooden engine and wooden wheels?
Ive just bought a wooden car. It’s got a wooden engine, wooden doors, wooden wheels, wooden seats, put the wooden key in the wooden ignition. There’s just one problem...
What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels and a wooden engine?
What happened to the wooden car with wooden seat, wooden keys, and a wooden engine?
What will happen if you have a wooden car with wooden engine and wooden wheels?
What happened to the wooden car with the wooden wheels and the wooden engine?
Did you hear about the wooden car, with a wooden engine and wooden wheels?
What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels and wooden engine?
What will happen if you have a wooden car with wooden engine and wooden wheels?
I once made a car with wooden wheel, wooden seats, and a wooden engine.
Did you hear about the wooden car, with a wooden engine and wooden wheels?
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