Despite being tiny, the Republic of Ireland has the capital city with the highest population growth in the world...

It's Dublin every day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Erubadhron89
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I once asked a Frenchman how far it was to the capital city of Malawi.

He replied 'Le long way'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bbew_Mot
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What is capital city of universe

University

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SeriousDirt
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Ireland has the worlds fastest growing capital city...

Every year it's Dublin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yourself2343
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I hear that Las Vegas is the capital city of trigonometric functions..

It earned the nickname Sin City!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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I recently did a tour of South Korea that included every city except the capital.

While I enjoyed it, I felt the trip had no Seoul.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TD_KingJason
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It’s the end of work on Friday, it’s been a long week, and all my bones are just like the capital city of the Holy Roman Empire.

They’re Aachen.

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What is the world's stupidest capital city?

Dumbass-cus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boganic-alcoholic
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What do you call children living in the capital city of Belgium?

Brussels sprouts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Asterisk49
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Capital city

What's the capital of France?

F

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Peacocky1
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These puns are Capital!

So I had a productive day at work coming up with these Capital City puns a year ago today. Thought they were too good not to share!

Why did the Geordie arrange a holiday to Romania?

To book a rest!

Bob Mortimer was speaking to his comedy partner's wife saying he wanted to take him on a piss up to Iceland. When asked why he said:

I want to wreck ya vic!

Why should you never let a man go swimming in Finland with weights on his ankles?

Coz He'll sinky

What do people most commonly use toilet paper for in Bandar Seri Begawan?

Their Brunei

Catwoman bet her male counterpart he couldn't pronouce the capitol of Nepal. But cat man do.

Why was the Polish man rubbing his bollocks? Coz they warsaw.

I just came up with a cracking pun for Japan. Alas, all the wife could say was "What Tokyo so long?"

The ex Mrs McCartney got naked in East Germany in the 80s. She was known for years in the area as Bare-lin

Cheap flights to Russia still available! Book now! Everything Moscow!

The people of Bahamas think learning Capitol cities is Nassau important

The people of the Netherlands had a need to build a water driven power station as well as an overabundance of pork products. So they used 'Ams to Dam a river.

A husband and wife in the Phillipines were both very, very unwell. The woman was sick, but the man iller.

What's the average Senegalian's favoured mode of transport? Da car

Have you heard about the talking cat in Somalia that only throws insults? The Moggy Diss you

They are obsessed with John Cleese in Uruguay. They love a video of Fawlty towers almost as much as they love a Montevideo

People from Vietnam Hanoi the hell outta me

Rain storms are very rare in Zambia, but in Zimbabwe they Harera

Before you do a joke about Macedonia, let me Skopje right there

I've heard Swedish Ikea workers get stuff for free, they can just take Stockholm

If you are trying to eat Halal in Pakistan, Islamabad or good choice?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spoghead
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One nation, indivisible....
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Is the Capital of Kentucky pronounced Loo-iss-vil or Loo-ee-vil?

It is pronounced Frankfort.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marycartlizer
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Got my girlfriend today

We're in Ireland, and on our way to Dublin (capital city) for a weekend away. On the way there, we pass Birr Castle.

Me: "We're coming up to an Offaly cold castle up ahead." Her: "Thats a bad joke. But how is it a cold castle?" Me: "Because it's the Birr Castle!"

This was followed by a small groan and much eye rolling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zexionidas
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2015
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Did you know that the capital of Ireland is the fastest growing city in the world?

It's Dublin every day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arrenlex
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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What’s the Fastest Growing City on Earth?

The capital of Ireland.

It’s Dublin every day.

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