A cannibal in Northern Germany is arrested while grilling beef patties.
He is accused of eating both hamburgers and Hamburgers.
What do you call uncooked cannibal pasta?
What type of a snack does a cannibal eat?
What di they serve at the cannibal school?
What did the cannibal bring to the sushi festival?
What was the cannibal given after he showed up late to the dinner party?
I've started my new diet. It's called the Saudi Arabian cannibal diet...
You just have a Sheikh for breakfast.
What do cannibals call a pregnant woman?
What does a cannibal call a gymnast?
A well balanced breakfast
Did you hear about the cannibal who's boyfriend went missing?
Turns out she'd dumped him.
I went to one of those new cannibal themed restaurant last night...
The Roman fighter showed no remorse as a cannibal. In fact...
Cannibal
Someone who is fed up with people.
I asked a few cannibals where they got their thighs
One of them said "Thailand"
Why did the cannibal eat the gymnast?
Because they wanted a well balanced diet.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
What fast food does a young cannibal order?
two cannibals are eating a clown, when one says to the other...
"does this taste funny to you?"
what song do chinese cannibals sing before dinner?
2 cannibals
Two cannibal friends were sitting together for lunch. The one asked the other:
"Hey, i heard you and your boyfriend had a big fight last night?"
"Yes, that's right."
"So how are things between you right now?"
"Well... right now..."
The cannibal stopped to take a sip of her tea.
"Right now I'm letting him stew..."
What did the cannibal call the curry he made using the meat of Joshua - a balding Indian man?
The guy I suspect is a cannibal in the office always brings in something questionable.
Today was white chick in chili.
What is a cannibal’s favorite dessert?
Why don't cannibals cook their food?
They prefer raw men.
(ramen).
The cannibal living next to me caught and killed a clairvoyant...
He only put her in the oven for only half an hour though.
Apparently he likes his medium rare.
The cannibal said to his mother, "I don't like my vegetables."
Mother says, "well, just eat your wife."
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Why do cannibals like people who vape?
Because they have popcorn lungs!
What is the cannibal carpenter’s favorite measurement?
What does a cannibal eat for breakfast
How does a lion become a cannibal?
He must first swallow his pride.
What did the cannibal get when he went to Sonic?
What is a cannibal's favourite medical drama?
A vegan podiatrist becomes a cannibal, the first thing he eats is
How do you call a runner when he is running from a cannibal?
There once lived a cannibal in Rome, who ate only women.
He was a Glad-he-ate-her.
What kind of beans do cannibals eat?
Did you hear about the cannibal who threw a pile of funny bones into a boiling cauldron?
He made himself a laughing stock
The passing cannibal
Hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?
Why didn't the cannibal eat the guy with no legs ?
Because he was lacktoes intolerant
What did the cannibal order at a restaurant?
3 Cannibals were arguing over how to eat a missionary they captured.
Cannibal 1: We should boil him!
Cannibal 2: We should roast him on a spit!
Cannibal 3: No! Can’t you see he’s a Friar?!
What does a cannibal say after eating something good?
What happened when the cannibal showed up late to dinner?
They gave him the cold shoulder
I went to a cannibal restaurant last night...
Why don't Japanese cannibals cook their food?
Because they prefer raw men.
What do you give a cannibal who's late for dinner
So this cannibal came home late for dinner
So his wife gave him the cold shoulder
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