Candy Bars Puns

A list of puns related to "Candy Bars"

What is an astronaut's favorite candy bar?

Milky way

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👤︎ u/Brady01234
📅︎ Jan 24 2021
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What’s a girl’s favorite candy bar?

Her/she

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👤︎ u/MangoAway17
📅︎ Nov 18 2020
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I don’t like candy bars anymore

They always Snicker at me

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👤︎ u/AshamedTurtwig
📅︎ Dec 01 2020
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Why was the German boy sad when sister ran away with his 3-Musketeers Candy Bar ??

Because he was Far-from-nougat!

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👤︎ u/bad11ama
📅︎ Jul 31 2020
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I tried juggling some candy bars but kept dropping them.

I have Butterfingers.

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👤︎ u/bhjeff
📅︎ Mar 19 2020
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*pulls candy bar out of thin air*

Kid: WOW are you a magician?

Me: no, but I have a couple of twix up my sleeve

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👤︎ u/renskappert
📅︎ Feb 01 2020
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When i wanted to take the PlayStation controller away from my little brother, I'd bribe him with a candy bar.

It was one of the Twix of the trade.

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👤︎ u/karmaniak
📅︎ Oct 18 2019
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Pandemonium at the candy bar factory!

Someone had their Snickers in a Twix.

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👤︎ u/norrisrw
📅︎ Nov 06 2019
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I put the candy bar on my face and started crying, but it won’t open...

It’s strange because it clearly said ‘TEAR HERE’

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👤︎ u/dubaidadjokes
📅︎ Oct 03 2019
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Where did the Joker keep track of all his candy bars? In his Heath ledger.
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👤︎ u/ishouldjustdienow
📅︎ Feb 26 2019
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I looked mysteriously at my son and whispered, "I steal candy bars using sleight of hand!"

"So I guess you could say I have a few Twix up my sleeve!"

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Mar 12 2019
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What's the funniest candy bar?

Snickers....

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👤︎ u/bezigol
📅︎ Dec 23 2018
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What do you get when you smash two candy bars together?

You've got yourself a Portmanteaublerone!

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👤︎ u/matrim611
📅︎ Nov 16 2018
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Caught my dog eating a candy bar and quickly took it away.

Now he's one ruthless son of a bitch.

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👤︎ u/Supremeleaderbestkor
📅︎ Oct 04 2018
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What do you call a candy bar that speeds up a chemical reaction?

Kit Katalyst

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👤︎ u/no_this-is_patrick
📅︎ Jan 17 2019
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Bob has 20 candy bars, he ate 18, What does he have now ?

Bob has diabetes.

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👤︎ u/RottenMind62
📅︎ Nov 02 2018
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Why did the magician keep candy bars on his jacket pockets?

Because he always liked to have a few Twix up his sleeve.

Cross posted to r/jokes

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👤︎ u/IDontClickAds
📅︎ Oct 31 2018
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What do you call a list that keeps track of toffee candy bars?

A Heath Ledger.

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👤︎ u/UltimateInferno
📅︎ Mar 18 2018
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My wife just referred to the 'fun size' candy bar as "2 Musketeers"
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👤︎ u/nemo_sum
📅︎ Apr 11 2018
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My son just told me a joke about candy bars

It wasn't that funny, so I just snickered

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👤︎ u/skrrtskrrt21
📅︎ Sep 13 2017
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

Trike or Treat

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👤︎ u/Ericmc80
📅︎ Oct 30 2017
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My daughters face was messy from a candy bar.

I said " you've got choc-lips ".

Didn't get a groan but she did do a deadpan courtesy laugh.

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👤︎ u/Bjorn2bMild
📅︎ Mar 09 2016
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How did the magician make a candy bar appear out of thin air?

He had a lot of Twix up his sleeve

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👤︎ u/lancex
📅︎ Sep 12 2015
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Why did the magician have a candy bar on his shirt?

He needed a couple of twix up his sleeve

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👤︎ u/Degtyrev
📅︎ May 03 2019
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What is the funniest candy bar?

Snickers

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👤︎ u/Espadajin
📅︎ Sep 26 2017
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I steal candy bars from counter...

You could say I have a few Twix up my sleeve

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👤︎ u/bestchesthairna
📅︎ Nov 24 2016
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How did the magician make a candy bar appear out of thin air?

He had twix up his sleeve

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👤︎ u/Hunteraln
📅︎ Oct 01 2015
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