What is an astronaut's favorite candy bar?

Milky way

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brady01234
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What’s a girl’s favorite candy bar?

Her/she

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MangoAway17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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I don’t like candy bars anymore

They always Snicker at me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AshamedTurtwig
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Why was the German boy sad when sister ran away with his 3-Musketeers Candy Bar ??

Because he was Far-from-nougat!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bad11ama
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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I tried juggling some candy bars but kept dropping them.

I have Butterfingers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bhjeff
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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*pulls candy bar out of thin air*

Kid: WOW are you a magician?

Me: no, but I have a couple of twix up my sleeve

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πŸ‘€︎ u/renskappert
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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When i wanted to take the PlayStation controller away from my little brother, I'd bribe him with a candy bar.

It was one of the Twix of the trade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karmaniak
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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Pandemonium at the candy bar factory!

Someone had their Snickers in a Twix.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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I put the candy bar on my face and started crying, but it won’t open...

It’s strange because it clearly said β€˜TEAR HERE’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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Where did the Joker keep track of all his candy bars? In his Heath ledger.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ishouldjustdienow
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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I looked mysteriously at my son and whispered, "I steal candy bars using sleight of hand!"

"So I guess you could say I have a few Twix up my sleeve!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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What's the funniest candy bar?

Snickers....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bezigol
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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What do you get when you smash two candy bars together?

You've got yourself a Portmanteaublerone!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matrim611
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2018
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Caught my dog eating a candy bar and quickly took it away.

Now he's one ruthless son of a bitch.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2018
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What do you call a candy bar that speeds up a chemical reaction?

Kit Katalyst

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Bob has 20 candy bars, he ate 18, What does he have now ?

Bob has diabetes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RottenMind62
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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Why did the magician keep candy bars on his jacket pockets?

Because he always liked to have a few Twix up his sleeve.

Cross posted to r/jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IDontClickAds
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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What do you call a list that keeps track of toffee candy bars?

A Heath Ledger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UltimateInferno
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2018
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My wife just referred to the 'fun size' candy bar as "2 Musketeers"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nemo_sum
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2018
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My son just told me a joke about candy bars

It wasn't that funny, so I just snickered

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skrrtskrrt21
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2017
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

Trike or Treat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ericmc80
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2017
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My daughters face was messy from a candy bar.

I said " you've got choc-lips ".

Didn't get a groan but she did do a deadpan courtesy laugh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bjorn2bMild
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2016
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How did the magician make a candy bar appear out of thin air?

He had a lot of Twix up his sleeve

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lancex
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2015
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Why did the magician have a candy bar on his shirt?

He needed a couple of twix up his sleeve

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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What is the funniest candy bar?

Snickers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Espadajin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2017
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I steal candy bars from counter...

You could say I have a few Twix up my sleeve

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bestchesthairna
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2016
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How did the magician make a candy bar appear out of thin air?

He had twix up his sleeve

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hunteraln
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