How does a candy bar laugh
As a kid I could walk into a store with a dollar and come out with 2 candy bars and a bag of chips
And now they have cameras.
What is an astronaut's favorite candy bar?
What’s a girl’s favorite candy bar?
I don’t like candy bars anymore
They always Snicker at me
I tried juggling some candy bars but kept dropping them.
*pulls candy bar out of thin air*
Kid: WOW are you a magician?
Me: no, but I have a couple of twix up my sleeve
Why was the German boy sad when sister ran away with his 3-Musketeers Candy Bar ??
Because he was Far-from-nougat!
When i wanted to take the PlayStation controller away from my little brother, I'd bribe him with a candy bar.
It was one of the Twix of the trade.
Where did the Joker keep track of all his candy bars? In his Heath ledger.
Pandemonium at the candy bar factory!
Someone had their Snickers in a Twix.
I put the candy bar on my face and started crying, but it won’t open...
It’s strange because it clearly said ‘TEAR HERE’
I looked mysteriously at my son and whispered, "I steal candy bars using sleight of hand!"
"So I guess you could say I have a few Twix up my sleeve!"
What's the funniest candy bar?
What do you get when you smash two candy bars together?
You've got yourself a Portmanteaublerone!
Caught my dog eating a candy bar and quickly took it away.
Now he's one ruthless son of a bitch.
What do you call a candy bar that speeds up a chemical reaction?
Bob has 20 candy bars, he ate 18, What does he have now ?
I drilled a hole in the middle of a candy bar...
I guess a black hole is in the center of the Milky Way
Why did the magician keep candy bars on his jacket pockets?
Because he always liked to have a few Twix up his sleeve.
Cross posted to r/jokes
What do you call a list that keeps track of toffee candy bars?
My son just told me a joke about candy bars
It wasn't that funny, so I just snickered
What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?
My daughters face was messy from a candy bar.
I said " you've got choc-lips ".
Didn't get a groan but she did do a deadpan courtesy laugh.
How did the magician make a candy bar appear out of thin air?
He had a lot of Twix up his sleeve
Why did the magician have a candy bar on his shirt?
He needed a couple of twix up his sleeve
What is the funniest candy bar?
I steal candy bars from counter...
You could say I have a few Twix up my sleeve
How did the magician make a candy bar appear out of thin air?
He had twix up his sleeve
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