I canβt believe itβs not...
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︎ Sep 21 2020
"I can't believe it's not butter" is a really great name for the product
I couldn't describe it butter myself
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︎ May 04 2020
I can't believe they gave that engineer who wrecked the train in New York the electric chair. And he survived it!
I guess he just wasn't a very good conductor.
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︎ Apr 19 2020
I canβt believe itβs been more than a hundred years since Einstein proposed his Theory of Relativity.
It feels like only yesterday.
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︎ Jan 27 2019
Itβs been almost 15 years since the show ended, and I canβt believe people are still making Friends references.
No one told me life was gonna be this way.
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︎ Aug 04 2019
OMG, I can't believe Trump wanted Turkey to reveal it's tactics for capturing eight-legged, two-tentacled sea creatures!!!
He tried to do it squid pro quo.
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︎ Nov 14 2019
I canβt believe itβs not butter
Every once in a while I buy the wrong kind of imitation butter at the grocery store. Itβs ok though. Itβs still within my margarine of error
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︎ Sep 16 2019
On a scale from "I can't believe it's not butter" to "that's definitely butter"
I'd say my day could have been butter.
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︎ Feb 17 2019
I just canβt believe I posted this to discord, and now itβs on reddit
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︎ Apr 13 2019
I can't believe we still make pennies when it costs more than they're worth.
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︎ Apr 08 2017
I didn't believe it when someone said they can ride a bike on one wheel, but it turns out...
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︎ Jun 20 2019
I can't believe the girls at school can't wear tank tops, it totally violates the second amendment...
Don't they have a right to bare arms?
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︎ Mar 17 2018
I can't believe it's already national pancake day!
It really crepΓ©d up on us this year!
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︎ Mar 12 2019
Dad: I canβt believe you bought me a house! Son: Youβre welcome. How do you like it?
Dad: Iβm going to live in the present.
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︎ Jan 29 2019
I believe it's wrong for humans to selectively breed dogs until their faces are smashed flat and they can't breathe normally.
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︎ May 28 2018
"I can't believe it's going to snow today" -- "But it's 60 degrees out!" ....
..."Exactly, that's why I can't believe it's going to snow!!"
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︎ Dec 13 2017
I canβt believe itβs been more than a hundred years since Einstein proposed his Theory of Relativity.
It feels like it was only yesterday.
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︎ Oct 03 2019
I can't believe girls at school can't wear tank tops, it totally violates the second amendment
Don't they have a right to bare arms?
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︎ Mar 17 2018
I canβt believe itβs been over a hundred years since Einsteinβs Theory of Relativity was published.
It seems like just yesterday.
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︎ Nov 21 2018
Can't believe it's pancake day already
It really crΓͺped up on me
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︎ Mar 05 2019
I can't believe it's pancake day already
It really crepe'd up on me this year
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︎ Feb 13 2018
I can't believe we still make pennies when it costs more than they're worth.
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︎ Apr 08 2017
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