Another camping pun

I always misplace my tent and have to put it somewhere else. You could say I raised the stakes.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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my wife and I planned an entire week of camping. After two days, we packed our stuff and went home. We will never do that again!

The entire situations was just two in tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/poojabber84
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2022
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Camping can get really crazy…

It gets β€œin tents”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pookells
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2022
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What do you call a camping murderer?

Criminal In-Tent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klinkscousin
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2022
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Do you know what gives me an energy boost after a week of intense camping?

Breaking down ATP

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πŸ“…︎ May 17 2022
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I bought a camping tent and I'm impressed with how it's deployed nicely every single time, over and over...

It's very consistent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2022
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Why can’t you run through camp sites?

You have to ran because it’s past tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SqueekySourpatch
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2022
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I'm excited about trying camping but also really nervous.

My friend said it would be intents.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2022
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First time camping is never easy.

It's in tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dai_Lo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2022
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My wife was surprised to hear that I actually enjoyed her punishment of making me sleeping on the sofa. I said that it made me feel manly, like I was camping!

With a really angry bear somewhere close by!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/808gecko808
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2022
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Recently, I went to a store that sells camping supplies

It was really in tents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toku-Nation
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2022
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I like camping, but I can’t do with one other person

It’s just two in tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jayrandomer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2022
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People are camping outside Apple stores, desperate to sign up for Apple's new subscription plan.

Apple Fools!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gracius0ne
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2022
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I just got back from a camping trip and I'm so tired.

It was in tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kk074
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2022
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My wife is a huge nature freak and we decided to take a weekend to go camping. She only gets in the mood, oddly enough, for alliteration. . .

Needless to say, there were some very intense intents in tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSteambath
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2022
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Went camping with my girlfriend

It was fucking in tents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VectorV96
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2022
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A hare, a bunny and a rabbi walk into a blood donation camp

The rabbi says I'm probably a Type O

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smol_Yeeter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2021
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They say camping is one of the best medicines for stress.

The relief is in tents.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2021
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My son and I went camping yesterday when he asked me how to start a campfire. I explained, "You can start a fire by rubbing two sticks together, but make sure they’re the same."

"Then you’ll have a match!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/808gecko808
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2022
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You can never "run" through a camp ground.

You can only "ran" because it's past tents. (Sorry if this has been posted before. I just joined this sub)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cupcake_Octopus
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2021
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You've been warned. It might be a little early in the day for this one.

If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it’s clear why everyone calls me handsome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/It_Wasnt_Luck
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2022
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I went camping near a lake filled with soup yesterday

The views were really broth-taking

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bananaaajuice
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2022
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I didn’t think my new job mending camping equipment would be very exciting. But, guys…

It’s SEWIN’ TENTS!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/astrosmash77
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2022
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I invented a camping shelter geared towards dads but am still waiting on some final approval for the design

Pa-tent pending

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2021
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I own a camping store. One of my suppliers is stressing me about our kids range.

They are making me a little tents.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2021
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Why is it called boot camp?

And not private practice?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gogglebottle
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2022
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Going camping so I thought I'd bring my Amazon kindle.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sleepykthegreat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2021
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My family camps together but each person gets their own tent.

Yeah, we’re intense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/holymolybreath
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2021
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My girl and I got attacked by a bear while camping, luckily her beauty scared it away. You can say she's pretty in-tents.

Sorry, not sorry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leet_As_Sin
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2021
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Hitler has just released a new game focused on fun DIY art projects

It’s called β€œMein Craft”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FuckingDirtbag
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2022
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What would Baby Groot be if he joined the Army?

...an infant Tree-Man

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyLatestInvention
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2021
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Why does the thrill seeker love camping so much?

Because it's in tents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ragna_Blade
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2021
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The search for the man who terrorises nudist camps with a bacon slicer goes on.

Inspector Lemuel Jones had a tip-off this morning but he hopes to be back on duty tomorrow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/47fromheaven
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2021
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I went camping the other day.

Yeah it was intense

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Econ_Major01
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2021
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Have you heard of extreme camping?

I heard it's in tents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jwaldrip
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2021
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What’s the best summer camp for kids with ADHD?

A concentration camp.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kjarkr
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2021
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I really tried to enjoy the camping trip...

But I just found it way too in tents.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2021
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Where do Data Scientists go camping? /r/datascience/comments/q…
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2021
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My parents found this while camping... someone has a good sense of humour
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sloandog69
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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I sent my son to a German cooking school camp, but all he got to do is add herbs to sausages.

He had the wurst thyme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2021
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Camping doesn’t make me feel relaxed.

Its always in tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doggslife
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2021
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Camping should be a sport.

It's very in tents!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bubbly_Bubbles96
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2022
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Camping can be really involved

It’s β€œin tents”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pookells
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2021
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You can’t run through a camp site.

You can only ran, because it’s past tents.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2022
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I don't like camping in pairs

It's two in tents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JDDDouble
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2022
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