Why was the camping trip so stressful?

Because it was in tents...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plandoubt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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Did you hear about the supermodels on a camping trip?

They were pretty in tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theclashwasright
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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People asked me what my most thrilling adventure trip was last year ... heli-skiing, skydiving, or camping...

Hands down camping. It was so in tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/enganere
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Did you hear about the porter potty camping trip?

Shit was intense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jrgonz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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Be careful when you book your family camping trips; my wife was menstruating last time, and she couldn't enjoy herself at all...

... It certainly was an in tents period.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. ..

After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.

"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes," replies Watson.

"And what do you deduce from that?"

Watson ponders for a minute.

"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"

Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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A couple of weeks ago my dad was taking us on a camping trip preceeded by a two hour drive, so a minute before we were going to leave the house he sat me and my brother down and told us:

Speak now or forever hold your pee

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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Why does it feel so good to screw on a camping trip?

Cuz It's fucking intents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rare_Breed721
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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Just returned from my extreme camping trip.

It was in tents!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mndaver24
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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Just got back from a camping trip with the family

The days were incredible, but the nights were in tents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thesabermaniac
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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During a recent camping trip, my son rigged his drone to paddle his canoe for him. He called it the "DronePaddle3000".

I just call it a Rowbot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-taco-rice-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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Why were the couple of friends not having fun on their camping trip?

They were two in tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Equivalent_Squash
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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My camping trip to the beautiful country of Iceland was ruined by a pack of wild dogs

They just wouldn’t stop BjΓΆrking

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mono-klu
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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I finally turned myself in on our last camping trip...

I called the cops and confessed I had criminal intent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allwxllendswxll
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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What do you call the campsite of a government camping trip?

The tentagon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ozfest117
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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I'm easily overwhelmed by camping trips

To be honest, I prefer a holiday that's less in tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pizzacanzone
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2018
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I have a half dozen numbered storage β€˜bays’ that I keep downstairs, all my camping equipment is in the last one, so every camping trip starts with me getting back to bay six.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irv-Elephant
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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I was on a camping trip with my dad and I had only one rule for him

no pun in tent dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JacobFe
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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Sometimes I worry the camping trips I take my son on are two in tents
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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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I took a math book on a survival camping trip to the Arctic

I learned two things, quadratic equations, and warm ups are not what I had thought.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotBilroy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2018
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My camping trips are always intense
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2017
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Wife came back from a camping trip

Was your trip in-tents?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/digidomo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2016
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Want to do a cross Canada camping trip?

I don't know if you could handle it. It could be in-tents.

Que eye roll and "you are not even funny"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpecialWarPig
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2016
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When I saw videos of the Ukrain riots: It was like screwing around on a camping trip

Fucking in tents

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2014
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My best friend (and dad) comments on a camping trip we are trying to plan

http://imgur.com/Cvcg6kS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ieataquacrayons
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2014
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Pops won the camping trip

Dad: "Hey...how do you tell male DNA from female DNA?"

Grandkids: ??

Dad: "You pull down its genes."

Me: ΰ² _ΰ² 

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benbernards
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2014
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Did you hear about the competitive camping trip?

It was in tents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yubscriber420-69
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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My family and I had a crazy camping trip...

It was in tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bradthemadcat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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I had diarrhea on my last camping trip.

That shit was intense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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Did you hear about that epic camping trip?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/eriebasinrustics
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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Have you ever had sex on a camping trip?

It’s fucking intents

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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Did I tell you about my camping trip?

It was in tents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hiftikha
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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How was the camping trip?

It was intents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edhuuki
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2017
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The best sex I ever had was on a camping trip.

It was fucking in-tents!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFriman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2017
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What a stressful camping trip

it was intents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sirtophat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2014
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