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Your favorite italian keto chef hits again!
Sup guys, today I have a delicious recipe for chicken legs/thighs/wings or an entire chicken. Well, you get it, it's to make freaking tasteless chicken taste good.
My mom used to make this a lot when I was living still in Italy and I was a little kid. I never realized how many italian recipes are actually low carb. Is this why we are so freaking lean and sexy? :P ).
Let's start!
Ingredients (2 servings):
1 onion
1 carrot
2 stalks of celery
1 can of peeled tomatoes or 400 g fresh cherry tomatoes
3 tbsp extra virgin olive oil
1/4 cup of red wine
whatever part of the chicken you want to cook (I used chicken drumsticks)
Procedure:
cut the vegetables
heat the olive oil in a pan
add the drumsticks and stir them to cook them
around 10 min later add the vegetables
add a pinch of salt and pepper
add the wine and let it evaporate
add the tomatoes
cover with a lid, lower the flame and cook for around 30 min (stir it every now and then)
once ready, let it cool down and eat it like there's no tomorrow
you're welcome
That's it, very easy, nothing super fancy (italian cuisine is very very simple believe me) and still super delicious! If you are afraid there are still too many carbs, feel free to reduce the amount of tomatoes.
If you wanna see this recipe as video, check it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntzqMm-Ga_0 (so you can also hear my italian accent in action :P )
See you guys next time! (On my YouTube channel I have a lot of delicious keto recipes!)
Do your worst!
It really does, I swear!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Theyβre on standbi
Buenosdillas
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
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