Hi there, I'm Buzz Aldrin, the second person to ever walk on the moon..
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︎ May 14 2021
For My Birthday My Kids Gave Me An Alarm Clock That Sweared At Me Instead Of Buzzing.
It was quite a rude awakening.
Source: Corny Dad Jokes
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︎ May 03 2021
I bought a record at the charity shop the other day, "Sounds That Wasps Make". I took it home and it sounded nothing like Wasps.
That's when I realised I was playing the Bee side.
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︎ May 03 2021
Saw Buzz Aldrin today. Told my friend that he was the second man on the moon.
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︎ Mar 22 2021
Man walks into a shop and picks up a can of bug spray
The man asks "is this good for wasps?"
The cashier says "no sir, it kills them"
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︎ Apr 28 2021
Where did Noah keep his bees?
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︎ Jun 03 2021
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︎ Dec 23 2020
My wife said there was a large fly buzzing around our bedroom and told me to go kill it. I rolled my eyes and said she should call 911. She asked why.
I responded: So they can send the swat team.
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︎ Sep 18 2020
This one generated a lot of buzz on r/memes
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︎ Sep 02 2019
How do bees listen to music?
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︎ May 25 2021
I hate when spiders kill flies, theyβre such buzz killers
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︎ Jun 05 2020
Buzzing
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︎ Aug 30 2020
My son asked me, "Daddy, why do bees stay in the hive in the winter?" I smiled and answered...
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︎ Dec 29 2020
A fat bee went to school. Created a real buzz when he got a B+
His average friend was nonplussed with a B, and his skinny friend would always be negative about her B-
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︎ Nov 14 2020
Buzz him in!
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︎ Mar 31 2019
This bee is trying to catch a buzz.
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︎ Aug 11 2020
Why is a beeβs hair always sticky?
Because they use a honey comb!
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︎ May 14 2021
There was a fly buzzing around that was really annoying me
I should have called the cops so they could send in the swat team!
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︎ Sep 07 2020
High IQ pun
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︎ Dec 06 2020
A fly is buzzing along when he feels something bite his back.
Fly: "Ouch! Hey you must be pretty small to fit on my back. Are you a mite?"
Mite: "Yeah, as in I MIGHT bite you again hahaha"
Fly: "Wow.... That might be the worst joke I've ever heard"
Mite: "What can I say? I came up with it on the fly."
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︎ Jul 16 2020
What does Buzz Lightyear take for allergies?
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︎ Jul 23 2020
*buzzing noises*
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︎ Jan 04 2020
"Honey, who might bee at the front door?"
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︎ Oct 04 2020
Girlfriend, my dog and I went hiking today and on the way up the mountain there was a big bee buzzing around my head.
So I said βBee-goneβ and my girlfriend shook her head. Best feeling ever.
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︎ Jun 20 2020
"Doctor, Doctor, I keep seeing an insect buzzing around me"
"Don't worry it's just a bug that going around"
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︎ May 26 2020
Why did the bee get fired from the barber shop?
He could only give buzz cuts.
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︎ May 26 2021
Buzz him in
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︎ Dec 14 2019
A giant fly has attacked the local police...
Police have called SWAT team.
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︎ Aug 02 2020
I met Buzz Aldrin once and asked how he felt being the second man on the moon...
"Wellβ¦" he said. "It could have been anyone. Right up until we landed, we hadn't decided who would be first out the door. Then, once we touched down, Neil suggested we flip for it."
"And he won?" I said.
"Well, noβ¦" he mumbled. "The coin was still in the air when Neil jumped down the ladder, the big jerk."
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︎ Mar 27 2020
vroom sip buzz
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︎ Apr 12 2019
Buzz buzz
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︎ May 22 2019
I saw some bees the other day...
I don't see what all the buzz is about.
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︎ Mar 28 2021
What has Stars and Stripes and goes buzz?
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︎ Feb 11 2020
My 5yo blew us away with this original that he came up with all on his own. What do you call two ice dragons?
Twice dragons.
Update: honestly thank you everyone, you guys are totally making this kids day! Distance learning in kindergarten has been rough and he misses seeing his friends pretty hard, so when I told him about this (I was able to use βWreck-It Ralph : Ralph breaks the Internetβ and buzz tube with likes/hearts as a reference) heβs been smiling from ear to ear nonstop since! A million thankyouβs for the kind words and awards.
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︎ Feb 01 2021
A man walks into a pet store and asks for a dozen bees. The clerk carefully counts 13 bees out onto the counter. βThatβs one too many!β says the customer.
The clerk replies βItβs a freebieβ
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︎ Mar 11 2020
Iβm Buzz Aldrin, second man on the moon.
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︎ May 15 2021
I'm Buzz Aldrin, the second person to walk on the moon.
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︎ Apr 27 2021
I am Buzz Aldrin. Second man to step on the moon.
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︎ May 16 2020
"I am Buzz Aldrin, second man on the moon"
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︎ Jan 27 2021
I am Buzz Aldrin. Second man to step on the moon
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︎ Dec 13 2020
Hi I'm Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.
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︎ Feb 02 2021
I am buzz Aldrin, second man to walk on the moon...
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︎ Oct 17 2020
I'm Buzz Aldrin, second person ever to step on the moon.....
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︎ Nov 15 2020
Buzz Aldrin was the second man on the moon...
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︎ Oct 17 2020
Where did Noah put all the beeβs in his Ark?
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︎ Sep 09 2020
Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon.
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︎ Jan 27 2020
im buzz Aldrin,second man on the moon
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