Buying Agent Puns

A list of puns related to "Buying Agent"

I asked a real estate agent how much it would cost to buy a hockey stadium.

But she said she could only give me a ballpark estimate.

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👤︎ u/zephyrcoco
📅︎ Aug 29 2018
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As a sufferer of hyperacusis, I really needed to buy a nice, quiet home.

Well, the real estate agent sold this place to me as being somewhere "you can hear a pin drop".

And that's how I ended up buying the apartment right above a fricking bowling alley.

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👤︎ u/td941
📅︎ Feb 27 2019
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