22 Hilarious Butanes Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What's heavier, water or butane?

Water... butane is a lighter fluid

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👤︎ u/mitalily

📅︎ Dec 31 2020

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Which weighs more, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?

A gallon of water. Butane is lighter fluid.

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👤︎ u/Zaachh_Ded

📅︎ Sep 04 2020

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Dad: What weighs more? A gallon of water or a gallon of butane? Son: they both weigh the same.

Dad: wrong. Water is a fluid and butane is a lighter fluid!

Edit: credit to u/Kelly240361

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👤︎ u/ImNoTSaRCaStIc420

📅︎ Sep 06 2020

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Why do these reposts of the butane joke keep getting upvoted to the top?

It is a lighter joke.

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👤︎ u/Leebo

📅︎ Sep 07 2020

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What's heavier, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane ? (Substitute 'litre' for 'gallon' if reading outside of USA)

Water because butane is a lighter fluid

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut

📅︎ Apr 21 2020

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What's Heavier, one gallon of water or one gallon of butane?

~~Butane, because it's a lighter fluid.~~

My son told me this joke and he just informed me he got that from this same sub-reddit. So, sorry for the repost.

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👤︎ u/Ashotep

📅︎ Nov 16 2019

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It’s the lighter fluid

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👤︎ u/Kelly240361

📅︎ Sep 06 2020

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Which one is thicker a gallon of water or a gallon of petrol?

The gallon of water because the petrol is gas-o-lean

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👤︎ u/johndeerdrew

📅︎ Dec 16 2019

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I never saw my dad as one to make dad jokes. I guess I was wrong.

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👤︎ u/FusRoDont

📅︎ Nov 18 2013

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What’s heavier, water or butane?

Butane is a lighter fluid

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👤︎ u/awag80

📅︎ Dec 26 2020

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Which is heavier, water or butane?

Water, because butane is a lighter fluid.

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👤︎ u/Long-Afternoon

📅︎ Dec 26 2020

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What weighs more; a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?

The water weighs more. Butane is the lighter fluid.

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👤︎ u/cabbithunt

📅︎ Aug 24 2020

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Which weighs more, a gallon of water, or a gallon of butane?

A gallon of water. Butane is a lighter fluid.

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👤︎ u/Ew0k5AN0nomi5

📅︎ Mar 20 2020

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Which weighs more a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?

Water because butane is lighter fluid

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👤︎ u/TheFishmanau

📅︎ Oct 19 2020

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Why does butane weigh less than water

Because it’s a lighter fluid

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👤︎ u/joeschmoetoday

📅︎ Sep 06 2020

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Which weighs more, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?

A gallon of water. Butane is lighter fluid.

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👤︎ u/Rathabro

📅︎ Dec 15 2019

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Which weighs less; butane, gasoline or water?

Butane, because it's lighter fluid...

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👤︎ u/kdryan1

📅︎ Nov 25 2019

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What’s heavier a gallon of water of a gallon of butane?

Water because butane is a lighter fluid.

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👤︎ u/Necromorph_607

📅︎ Apr 07 2020

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What is heavier Water or Butane?

Water .. Butane is a lighter fluid!

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👤︎ u/ZimbaZumba

📅︎ Aug 30 2020

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Which ways more a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?

Water. Butane is a lighter fluid

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👤︎ u/stoll33

📅︎ May 08 2020

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What weighs more, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?

The water, because the butane is lighter fluid.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Nov 12 2019

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What's heavier?

What's heavier? A gallon of water, or a gallon of butane?

Water because butane is lighter fluid!

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👤︎ u/GhostieTheMostie

📅︎ Nov 14 2019

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