Need a tree or bush pun rooted in D&D
Idk if anyone here plays dnd but i just got another awakened bush as a pet and wanted to give pun for a name the other one is elvis pressleaf any suggestion would be appreciated
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I saw 2 cows staring at me from behind the bush.
I think it was a steak out.
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︎ Jan 05 2021
Lately Iβve been storing all my extra change in some bushes outside.
Iβm starting my own hedge fund.
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︎ Feb 03 2021
I saw a banker burying money under the bushes in his garden
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︎ Mar 04 2021
I gave some dude the money I'd saved to to buy bushes to line my property. I'd introduce you, but
my hedge fund manager hates reddit.
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︎ Feb 03 2021
Sony. Panasonic. JVC. Bush.....
They are all just stereotypes.
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︎ Jan 21 2021
Watch out for stray PokΓ©mon hiding in the bushes.
They might be trying to take a Pikachu.
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︎ Nov 22 2020
I'm worried that the supreme court will lack empathy now that Ginsburg is gone.
Without her they're ruthless.
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︎ Oct 30 2020
George Bush was a shrubborn man
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︎ Jun 17 2020
Approaching the house without a mask these days is just bush league.
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︎ Jun 01 2020
Ambushed
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︎ Sep 04 2020
What does a marijuana bush say to Snoop Dogg?
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︎ Aug 08 2020
What do you call a guy in a bush?
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︎ Jun 18 2020
Bill Clinton hiding in the Bushes
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︎ Feb 15 2020
Saw a bird in the bushes. Nature is healing, we are the problem.
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︎ Apr 23 2020
I proudly showed my son, "Check this out! Bought a new shrub trimmer today!" He shrugged and replied, "That's great, dad." I continued...
"Itβs cutting hedge technology!"
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︎ Aug 10 2020
I created a bank account dedicated entirely to buying and maintaining bushes
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︎ Jun 29 2020
In the bushes!
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︎ Jun 26 2018
Clinton hiding in the Bushes
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︎ Jul 16 2017
Bush
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︎ Jun 14 2019
I tried to cheat during my jog by taking a shortcut through some bushes, but I didnβt realize it was poison ivy...
That was a rash decision.
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︎ Jun 09 2020
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︎ Jun 02 2019
Iβve finally decided to shave my private area.
I need to stop beating around the bush.
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︎ Feb 17 2021
Joe Biden and Kamala Harris go out for a morning run together
Kamala finishes in just under twelve minutes and Joe is already waiting for her at the finish line.
"How'd you do?" she asks him.
"I finished in 10 minutes and 46 seconds. That's got to be a new record among Presidents, right?"
"No" Kamala replies. "Bush did 9:11".
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︎ Jan 25 2021
Clinton in the Bushes
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︎ Nov 04 2019
That little girl must have had a long day because she looks bushed
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︎ Jun 11 2018
My neighbor tried to wager money on whether I could jump the row of bushes between our properties...
But I don't like to hedge my bets.
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︎ Feb 12 2020
If bushes had a favorite sport what would it be?
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︎ Aug 29 2019
Hiding in the Bushes
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︎ Jun 14 2019
Blueberry bushes are one of the least productive plants.
All their effort bears little fruit.
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︎ Nov 19 2019
Bush did
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︎ Nov 11 2016
I didn't mean to tell all my friends Bush's secret family recipe!
I got drunk and spilled the beans.
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︎ Oct 27 2019
Laura Bush tells George W. Bush, βWe have this weekend free. What should we do?β
βWell, letβs think,β he responds.
Laura replies, βNo, letβs do something we both can do.β
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︎ Apr 05 2019
I had to trim my rose bush today
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︎ Sep 04 2019
85 y/o married couple next door can hardly walk. I sometimes see them creeping around the bushes between the houses.
They're a pair of old, worn out sneakers.
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︎ Sep 22 2018
Did you hear about the naked guy found circling the same bush over and over again at the park? The cops came to arrest him for indecent exposure. When asked why he would do such a thing...
he kept beating around the bush.
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︎ Mar 17 2019
How do you know you're about to be ambushed by a crowe?
You'll hear a Russell in the bushes.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
My son pointed at a tree and said βWow, look at that bushβ
I corrected him and said βThatβs not a bush, itβs a treasonβ
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︎ May 14 2018
Two cave men are hiding from a dinosaur in the bushes
Suddenly the dinosaur comes charging at them and they both flee. The first shouts "what kind of dinosaur IS that?"
The other responds "Hemustasaurus"
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︎ Dec 18 2018
Why have George Bush Beats...?
When you can have algorithms
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︎ Nov 17 2016
What did the eye witness say about the camel who was using the bushes as a lavatory
I saw the hump take a dump in a clump
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︎ May 02 2019
There was a man protesting the sale of tall ladders by climbing one over 15β and acting like he slipped and fell, landing in a bush that was secretly a soft-landing pad.
It was a anti-climb antic.
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︎ Jun 12 2018
I saw two cows staring at me from behind a bush.
I think it was a steak out.
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︎ Nov 03 2020
I took a shortcut through some bushes, but didnβt realize I was walking into poison ivy...
That was a rash decision.
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︎ May 25 2020
My neighbor just showed me his new bush shears...
It's cutting hedge technology!
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