I saw a Werewolf behind the bus stop last night....Or a really hairy homeless guy.
Either way, the silver bullets worked.
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︎ Mar 15 2021
Whatβs the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean
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︎ Jan 23 2021
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk I have a work station...
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︎ Jul 22 2020
When you see a person person at the bus stop with no arms and legs donβt start a conversation with...
βHi, how are you getting on?β
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︎ Jul 23 2020
This bus stop in Iceland
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︎ Sep 17 2019
I was standing with my friend at a bus stop yesterday when he said to me "I don't think you quite understand irony"
Which was ironic because we were standing at a bus stop
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︎ Feb 26 2019
My dad always used to tell me the best place to pick up ladies was at the bus stop.
My dad was also a bus driver.
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︎ Apr 04 2019
Did you guys hear about the kidnapping at the bus stop?
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︎ Jan 18 2015
Standing at the bus stop with my boyfriend
A girl was running to catch the bus wearing a fur coat - in AUGUST.
Me: "is she crazy? She must be Russian."
Him: " Well I guess she wasn't Russian enough for that bus. Heh heh heh!"
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︎ Sep 01 2014
Was waiting at a bus stop with my brother, and decided to get some early practice in.
Brother: Hey look, the bus is due!
Me: Are you sure it isn't Christian?
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︎ Jul 17 2014
Saw a werewolf at the bus stop this morning, or possibly just a very hairy guy.
Either way, the silver bullets worked.
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︎ Dec 15 2020
What is the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean!
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︎ Oct 31 2020
What's The Difference Between A Dirty Bus Stop And A Lobster With Breast Implants?
One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean.
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︎ Oct 13 2020
What's The Difference Between A Dirty Bus Stop And A Lobster With Breast Implants?
One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean.
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︎ Oct 13 2020
Whats the difference between an old bus stop, and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus-station, the other is a busty crustacean.
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︎ Oct 20 2020
What's the difference between a Dirty Bus Stop and a Lobster with breast implants?
One is a busty crustacean, the other is a crusty bus station
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︎ Aug 30 2020
Whats the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boob implants?
One is a crusty bus station the other is a busty crustacean
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︎ Oct 16 2018
Whatβs the difference between a nasty bus stop and a lobster with breasts?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
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︎ Feb 14 2020
Whatβs the difference between a dirty bus stop and a crab with massive boobs?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!
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︎ Dec 09 2019
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.
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︎ Mar 24 2019
What is the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
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︎ Sep 24 2019
Whatβs the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
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︎ May 21 2019
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean
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︎ Aug 03 2019
Whatβs the difference between a dirty bus stop and a large chested crab?
Oneβs a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean
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︎ Apr 17 2019
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean.
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︎ Dec 07 2018
Whatβs the difference between a gross bus stop and a crab with large breasts?
Oneβs a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
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︎ Jul 26 2019
What is the difference between a dirty bus stop, and a crab with breast implants?
Ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!
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︎ Jul 08 2019
What the difference is between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants.
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
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︎ Apr 10 2018
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One's a crusty bus station, and the other's a busty crustacean.
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︎ Jul 31 2015
Whatβs the difference between a dirty bus stop and a crab with boobs?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
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︎ Jun 11 2018
What is the difference between a dirty bus stop & a lobster with breast implants?
Ones a crusty bus station
The other is a busty crustacean
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︎ Nov 19 2017
Whatβs the difference between a run-down bus stop, and a lobster with cleavage?
Oneβs a crusty bus station, the otherβs a busty crustacean!
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︎ Nov 10 2018
What's the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with big boobs?
Ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!
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︎ Aug 22 2016
Whatβs the difference between a crab with breasts and a dirty bus stop?
Ones a crusty bus station, and ones a busty crustacean
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︎ Jun 23 2018
Whatβs the difference between a lobster with breast implants, and an old bus stop?
Ones a busty crustacean, the others a crusty bus-station.
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︎ Jan 09 2018
What's the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One of them is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean.
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︎ Sep 18 2017
What's the difference between a dirty old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station the other one is a busty crustacean.
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︎ Sep 16 2017
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!
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︎ Aug 25 2017
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
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︎ Sep 18 2016
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean.
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︎ May 31 2017
Whats the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
Ones a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean.
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︎ Jun 24 2016
What's the difference between a dirty old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station the other one is a busty crustacean.
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︎ Mar 22 2017
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