What is the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster that just got a boob job?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean

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I saw a Werewolf behind the bus stop last night....Or a really hairy homeless guy.

Either way, the silver bullets worked.

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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops.

On my desk I have a work station...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2shoesnotfellows
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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When you see a person person at the bus stop with no arms and legs don’t start a conversation with...

β€œHi, how are you getting on?”

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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This bus stop in Iceland
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonMackPDX
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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I was standing with my friend at a bus stop yesterday when he said to me "I don't think you quite understand irony"

Which was ironic because we were standing at a bus stop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pray4judo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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My dad always used to tell me the best place to pick up ladies was at the bus stop.

My dad was also a bus driver.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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Did you guys hear about the kidnapping at the bus stop?

He woke up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrimsonCrap
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2015
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Standing at the bus stop with my boyfriend

A girl was running to catch the bus wearing a fur coat - in AUGUST. Me: "is she crazy? She must be Russian." Him: " Well I guess she wasn't Russian enough for that bus. Heh heh heh!"

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2014
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She was on a bus ride testing me the stops.

Her - We just left Salisbury. Me - How was the steak? H - You're funny. M - I know.

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Was waiting at a bus stop with my brother, and decided to get some early practice in.

Brother: Hey look, the bus is due!

Me: Are you sure it isn't Christian?

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2014
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What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean.

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Saw a werewolf at the bus stop this morning, or possibly just a very hairy guy.

Either way, the silver bullets worked.

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What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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What is the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean!

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What's The Difference Between A Dirty Bus Stop And A Lobster With Breast Implants?

One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nazykitten
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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What's The Difference Between A Dirty Bus Stop And A Lobster With Breast Implants?

One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Whats the difference between an old bus stop, and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus-station, the other is a busty crustacean.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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What's the difference between a Dirty Bus Stop and a Lobster with breast implants?

One is a busty crustacean, the other is a crusty bus station

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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Whats the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boob implants?

One is a crusty bus station the other is a busty crustacean

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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What’s the difference between a nasty bus stop and a lobster with breasts?

One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a crab with massive boobs?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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What is the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a large chested crab?

One’s a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean.

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What is the difference between a dirty bus stop, and a crab with breast implants?

Ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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What’s the difference between a gross bus stop and a crab with large breasts?

One’s a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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What the difference is between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants.

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2018
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What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One's a crusty bus station, and the other's a busty crustacean.

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What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a crab with boobs?

One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2018
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What is the difference between a dirty bus stop & a lobster with breast implants?

Ones a crusty bus station The other is a busty crustacean

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2017
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What’s the difference between a run-down bus stop, and a lobster with cleavage?

One’s a crusty bus station, the other’s a busty crustacean!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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What's the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with big boobs?

Ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2016
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What’s the difference between a crab with breasts and a dirty bus stop?

Ones a crusty bus station, and ones a busty crustacean

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2018
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What’s the difference between a lobster with breast implants, and an old bus stop?

Ones a busty crustacean, the others a crusty bus-station.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2018
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What's the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One of them is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2017
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What's the difference between a dirty old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station the other one is a busty crustacean.

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What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2017
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What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean.

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πŸ“…︎ May 31 2017
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Whats the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

Ones a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean.

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What's the difference between a dirty old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station the other one is a busty crustacean.

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