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📅︎ Jun 23 2019
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Will Smith was caught in a burglary.

He left fresh prints.

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📅︎ Sep 21 2018
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I used to know a cat burglar named Carl.

Carl had this calling card of his. When he was nearly done burgling a house, he would put a brick inside the victim's washing machine, and switch it on. The washing machine would destroy itself, and the owners would know that the perpetrator could only be Carl.

Carl's number eventually came up, when he burgled a house with three savage guard dogs. They put an end to his burglary career.

I guess you could say, washing machines live longer with Carl gone.

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📅︎ Oct 14 2019
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They called this one inmate in prison Superman

Yeah, you can say with all the time he was doing for burglary and larceny, that he was the "man of steal."

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📅︎ Nov 12 2018
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