Build In Puns

A list of puns related to "Build In"

Why does everyone in Skandanavia have to build their own tables?

No Ikea.

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👤︎ u/Odd_Relation6439
📅︎ Jul 31 2022
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I wrote a book about how to build a better kind of basement in your home.

It was a best cellar!

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👤︎ u/berkleysquare
📅︎ Jul 31 2022
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The town I live in has been trying for years to build an airplane museum

But it never took off

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👤︎ u/Olaffubbuffalo
📅︎ Apr 14 2022
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My wife bought me a Lego car set to build and it said +3 years in the box.

I got the last laugh, I finished it in 2.

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👤︎ u/MrSteveA
📅︎ May 24 2022
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Sad day, lost a fight in court to build a house on my land

I'm not dwelling on it

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👤︎ u/Jhawk2k
📅︎ Mar 08 2022
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My two sons 5&8 are playing Minecraft this morning on survival. They are working hard together to build their mansion. I crossed the room in front of the TV to grab my phone as they are balanced high on a wall constructing a roof. My son screams out, “Dad get out of the way!”

I said, “You’re the ones blocking!”

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👤︎ u/Colbosky
📅︎ Jun 27 2020
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My girlfriend wanted to build a cow hide tent in the middle of the winter and have sex on a bear rug

But I’m not Inuit

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👤︎ u/whatknot2
📅︎ Jul 10 2021
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I was excavating a large hole in my backyard in order to build an underground office. My neighbor wasn't too happy with the noise and wanted to come and see what all the commotion was about.

I told him to just leave me alone. After all, I'm just mining my own business.

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👤︎ u/IAMA_SWEET
📅︎ Oct 23 2020
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During the pandemic, I plan to build a new underground shelter to live in.

It's my new digs.

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👤︎ u/Sir_Pluses
📅︎ Apr 10 2020
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My son learned about radioactive decay in chemistry class, he was real excited when he got home and had a million questions. He wanted to build a reactor in the back yard. I told him we couldn’t. “What, are you not smart enough?”

“No U”

I’ll see myself out.

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👤︎ u/TheVoidofChemistry
📅︎ Oct 29 2018
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What's the best ecosystem to build a church in?

A prayer-ie.

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👤︎ u/TheMightyBattleSquid
📅︎ Dec 13 2019
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Why doesn't Heinz Doofenshmirtz build inators in men's restrooms?

Because he would be defeated by a gent pee.

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👤︎ u/paPAneta
📅︎ Jun 21 2019
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What do they build roads with in Afghanistan?

Kabul-stones of course.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Feb 07 2019
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I think churches would be much nicer places to visit if they didn't always build them in graveyards.
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👤︎ u/thewargingned
📅︎ Aug 30 2018
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With a pool and golf course already in place, the subdivision was a perfect fit for the gay couple to build their dream home...

It had lots to offer.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Feb 06 2019
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Why did they build the Hadron Collider in Switzerland?

They needed to keep the atoms neutral

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👤︎ u/Youngblood519
📅︎ Mar 24 2018
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If you only have one dock, so you go back in time to build yourself another dock, what do you have?

A paradox.

If you freeze it, then it's paradoxicle

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👤︎ u/witz33
📅︎ May 24 2016
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They should build a Santa’s Workshop in North-Poland
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👤︎ u/skankhunter41
📅︎ Jun 15 2018
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