Did you know it took 13 years to build Big Ben
But it shouldn't have took that long considering they were working around the clock
How do you build a multi-million dollar company?
Sell it to Elon for $44 billion
My sister said I could never build a car out of spaghetti
You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
How to build a staircase:
Step 1
Step 2
Step 3
Step 4
Step 5
Step 6
Step 7
my friend need glasses iam build different
My nephew’s Build A Bear - Fred Claws
How does a penguin build its house?
Mayor: You were hired to build a suspension bridge! This thing could collapse any minute! Engineer: Can you feel it? Mayor: Feel what?
Why did Apple never build a robot deer?
Well, it’s just a bad iDeer.
What do you get if you build a carousel inside a haunted house?
Just had the worst day today…. I paid a carpenter to build us a bespoke double bed
but he’s done a bunk…. It’s just one thing on top of another…
You shouldn't build your house in the middle of a street.
Why doesn't it cost anything to build a roof?
Because they are on the house
Shorter racetracks are cheaper to build
That's why it's called cutting corners
how much does it cost to build chimney
Nothing...its on the house.
Why does it take more than three men to build a car at a automobile factory?
Every factory needs a good Foreman
It took me years to build a bike made of oak.
It wooden start. I was stumped. Couldn't get to the root of the problem.
Mechanical engineers build weapons, Civil engineers build targets
Industrial Systems Engineers make plan B
Computer engineers make plan C
Chemical engineers make plan D
By the time the Aerospace engineers get involved to make plan E, things should start taking off
Why does everyone in Skandanavia have to build their own tables?
I wrote a book about how to build a better kind of basement in your home.
We can build highways through mountains, but never an HOV lane...
Because of car pool tunnel syndrome
My son refused to build with me, and instead affixed himself to my leg.
How did the Pharaohs convince people to build their monuments?
Why didn't the beaver build homes for charity?
Because beavers don't give a dam
I bought a Lego set of cute cats, but the instructions were unclear and only showed how to build their stomachs.
I couldn't make heads or tails out of it.
The town I live in has been trying for years to build an airplane museum
I wish I had the funds to build more forts with my kid
However I can’t a fort it.
The cast of Friends banded together to build a new car. I took it for a test drive, but it didn't go very fast.
It's like you're always stuck in second gear.
Cut-and-cover is the only interesting way to build a tunnel
Did you hear about the construction worker who helped build a vault?
The plan to build steps to Low Earth Orbit hasn't gotten very far.
The physicists are spending a lot of time stairing into space...
My wife bought me a Lego car set to build and it said +3 years in the box.
I got the last laugh, I finished it in 2.
Build a man a fire and he’ll be warm for a night….
Set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
If otters could drive cars and build roads, what would their highway be called?
My wife didn't believe me when I told her I was going to build a car out of spaghetti
You should have seen her face when I drove pasta
How does a penguin build his house?
How does a penguin build its house?
How much does a chimney cost to build?
How does a penguin build a house ?
How does a penguin build its house?
How do penguins build they house ?
My sister bet that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.
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