Brush your teeth

Oral suffer cavities (Or you'll) 🙄😒 Sorry everyone!

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👤︎ u/luckyme824
📅︎ May 08 2022
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Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand?

Because a toothbrush works better.

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📅︎ Jan 28 2022
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What do musicians squeeze when they brush their teeth?

Tuba toothpaste

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📅︎ May 07 2022
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I hate people who don't brush their teeth.

They're a plaque on society.

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📅︎ Feb 13 2022
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Why should you always brush your teeth with a partner?

Because 9 out of 10 dentists say that brushing alone will not prevent cavities!

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📅︎ Nov 02 2021
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My wife to our son, "Go brush your teeth with your sister"

Me from the other room, "No, use a toothbrush".

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👤︎ u/_Soter_
📅︎ Oct 20 2019
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I can brush my teeth and whistle at the same time

He then proceeds to take out his dentures, brushes them and whistles.

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📅︎ Aug 25 2021
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What do Italians brush their teeth with?

Pesto:)

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👤︎ u/iruny
📅︎ Feb 15 2021
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Ghandi spent a lot of time walking through the desert, so his feet hurt and he was always thirsty and weak. It's also very hard to brush your teeth in the desert.

He was a super calloused fragile mystic with extra halitosis.

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👤︎ u/JEJoll
📅︎ Jul 14 2020
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If you want to know what a magician uses to brush his teeth...

...just wait until bed time, Oral-B revealed.

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📅︎ Feb 22 2020
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True story: my daughter was playing a pet-salon game on her iPad and said to me: "Hey dad, I've just worked out that if you just brush their teeth over and over you get experience points faster." To which I replied: "You shouldn't grind your teeth."
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📅︎ Dec 08 2018
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Southern (US) dadjoke: Better brush ya teeth afore ya wind up with summer teeth!

Daughter: What are summer teeth?

Me: Well. Summer there. But some ain't.

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👤︎ u/breakone9r
📅︎ Feb 09 2020
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The best time to brush your teeth

Two-th dirty

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📅︎ Feb 11 2020
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What happened when Odin didn't brush his teeth?

He got valhallatosis.

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📅︎ Jan 15 2019
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My wife was helping brush my sons teeth when

My wife was helping brush my sons teeth when he turned his head and she accidentally got tooth paste on his nose. He looked into the mirror and said excitedly, "Mom, I look like I'm Bluedolph the reindeer". I knew there was more than one reason I keep this kid around.

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👤︎ u/basotl
📅︎ Apr 11 2016
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Why should you brush your teeth after kissing a ginger?

If you don't, you might get gingervitus

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📅︎ Feb 07 2019
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What do you use to brush your teeth, to sleep on, and to sit on?

A toothbrush, a bed, and a chair.

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👤︎ u/xkcloud
📅︎ Mar 27 2018
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I heard that people used to brush their teeth with pig bristles...

...but I think that's hogwash.

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👤︎ u/mechaxis
📅︎ Feb 28 2013
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You don't have to brush all your teeth...

Only the ones you want to keep.

*happily, at 5, my daughter is still young enough to appreciate this one.

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📅︎ Sep 02 2013
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Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand?

Because you should use a toothbrush instead.

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📅︎ May 14 2022
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Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand?

Because a toothbrush works better.

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👤︎ u/Sup3rphi1
📅︎ Dec 31 2021
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Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand?

Because a toothbrush works better

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👤︎ u/ravenhiss
📅︎ Jul 10 2021
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why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand?

because your toothbrush works better

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📅︎ Jan 06 2022
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Why you should never brush your teeth with your left hand?

Because a toothbrush works way better.

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👤︎ u/DexterWeed
📅︎ Dec 06 2021
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Do you know why you should'nt brush your teeth with your left hand?

Because toothbrush has been invented.

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📅︎ Sep 26 2021
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Did you know you should bever brush your teeth with your left hand

A toothbrush works better

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📅︎ Aug 30 2021
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I can brush my teeth and whistle at the same time

He then proceeds to take out his dentures, brushes them and whistles.

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👤︎ u/Puhlz
📅︎ Dec 01 2014
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