A list of puns related to "Brush Teeth"
Oral suffer cavities (Or you'll) 🙄😒 Sorry everyone!
Because a toothbrush works better.
Tuba toothpaste
They're a plaque on society.
Because 9 out of 10 dentists say that brushing alone will not prevent cavities!
Me from the other room, "No, use a toothbrush".
He then proceeds to take out his dentures, brushes them and whistles.
He was a super calloused fragile mystic with extra halitosis.
...just wait until bed time, Oral-B revealed.
Daughter: What are summer teeth?
Me: Well. Summer there. But some ain't.
He got valhallatosis.
My wife was helping brush my sons teeth when he turned his head and she accidentally got tooth paste on his nose. He looked into the mirror and said excitedly, "Mom, I look like I'm Bluedolph the reindeer". I knew there was more than one reason I keep this kid around.
If you don't, you might get gingervitus
A toothbrush, a bed, and a chair.
...but I think that's hogwash.
Only the ones you want to keep.
*happily, at 5, my daughter is still young enough to appreciate this one.
Because you should use a toothbrush instead.
Because a toothbrush works better.
Because a toothbrush works better
because your toothbrush works better
Because a toothbrush works way better.
Because toothbrush has been invented.
A toothbrush works better
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