Broncos Puns

A list of puns related to "Broncos"

My favorite US president is Bronco

Bronco Bama

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👤︎ u/7AV4
📅︎ Sep 05 2020
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Which Denver Broncos' player's opinions are the least controversial?

Noah Fant's.

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👤︎ u/mightierthor
📅︎ Oct 28 2019
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I was listening to the Colts vs. Broncos game in the car on the way home.

The announcer says, 'Everyone is going to be hoarse after tonight's game..no matter which team you're rooting for.'

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👤︎ u/Waltzing_Matilda
📅︎ Nov 09 2015
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So Dad, who do you want to win in the Colts vs. Broncos game?

Doesn't matter to me, son. I don't have a horse in the race.

GROAN

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👤︎ u/sloppy_wade
📅︎ Jan 11 2015
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I have a horse that's really asthmatic and I'm scared it may not make it. The vet prescribed some

bronco-die-laters

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👤︎ u/Letthembeefcake
📅︎ Oct 25 2020
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This exchange on /r/wtf

https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/3sja5w/dad_pretends_to_be_a_bucking_bronco_for_his_kid/cwxpixl

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👤︎ u/FiveChairs
📅︎ Nov 12 2015
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My brother: dad in training

Today while we were watching the Colts-Broncos game my mom read something she saw on Pinterest saying, "if a woman speaks and nobody listens, she's probably called mom." My little brother responded with, "what'd you say?"

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👤︎ u/SOPA_NO
📅︎ Oct 21 2013
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Pulled this one out of my hat during the superbowl.

Brother: "When did the Broncos get Peyton Manning?"

Dad: "Oh, I don't know. He left the Colts a while ago."

Me: "I guess he just decided to grow up."

Dad: "That's my boy."

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👤︎ u/ImperialScoutTrooper
📅︎ Feb 04 2014
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My dad got me on the way to school.

Dad: I hope you get what the Broncos got last night!

Me: What?

Dad: I hope you get schooled!

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👤︎ u/ALoafingSlakoth
📅︎ Feb 03 2014
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