Breast Reduction Puns

A list of puns related to "Breast Reduction"

What do you say to the person getting breast reduction procedure?

I hope it takes the weight off your chest.

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👤︎ u/srkash
📅︎ Dec 08 2020
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My wife just got a breast reduction surgery done and the doctor slapped a couple pieces of paper across her nipples that had bandage removal tips...

They were post-tit notes.

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👤︎ u/timmyb55
📅︎ Feb 12 2020
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Just got breast reduction surgery

Feels good to get the weight off my chest.

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👤︎ u/popothemuffin
📅︎ May 31 2019
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[REQUEST] Anyone know any good puns about breast reductions?

My mom is having breast reduction surgery and laughter is the best medicine!

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👤︎ u/KatharticHymen
📅︎ Sep 26 2015
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I just have a question

What is the going flat-rate for breast reduction surgery?

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👤︎ u/universal_buttplug
📅︎ Apr 14 2013
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