Boris Puns

A list of puns related to "Boris"

I see we're doing long ones - he's one of mine from a while ago... Presenting: Boris the Horse. /r/Jokes/comments/9c7h87/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlwaysMakingBadPuns
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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I see Sky News saying this whole Boris Johnson thing is unpresidented...

don’t they mean unprimeministered ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thesixthnameivetried
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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What’s Boris Johnson’s favourite chocolate bar?

A Double Decker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_lande_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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Trump has just issued Boris Johnson a final warning about allowing Chinese technology in their phone system

He told him "it's my way or the Huawei"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emu404
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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What time did the monster eat Boris Johnson?

8 P.M.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhodesrugger
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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Why did Boris Johnson go to IKEA?

To get a new Cabinet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ikissedtaylorswift
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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News channels when Boris Johnson visits the Queen of the United Kingdom...

Queen receives BJ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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I thought no one would stand against Boris in the upcoming leadership election

It turns out Theresa May

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πŸ‘€︎ u/created4this
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2016
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This week on Dancing With the Tsars

Ivan was Terrible, Peter & Catherine were Great, and Boris was Godunov.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DadJoker1988
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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A pig isn't Russian

But Boris

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forrestree
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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What do they call a bobby pin in Russia?

Boris pin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yesnomaybeok
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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Puns in newspapers

Hi everybody! I absolutely need to find some puns featured in the headlines of the English newspapers. It would be nice if they referred to current topics such as Boris Johnson or Harry and Meghan. Could anyone help me? I'd appreciate that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Padman96
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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