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Border Patrol Puns

A list of puns related to "Border Patrol"

If Ozzy Osborne was on border patrol…

Would he be lookin’ for a Mexican man?

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👤︎ u/Professional-Email
📅︎ Oct 30 2018
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My girlfriend has been getting really involved in her job as a border patrol officer lately

It has really put a toll in our relationship

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👤︎ u/Jeanj8021
📅︎ Jan 30 2019
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Patrolling the borders with a keen eye and a whole lot of prejudice [OC]
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👤︎ u/CluKInCok
📅︎ Feb 21 2019
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