Booty call (?)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/princesstico
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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Close to a booty call
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pablothe_Plumber
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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When you butt dial someone are you making a booty call?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoakZ_SlasH
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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I asked my wife for a booty call

Loudest fart I ever heard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Enrapha
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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I thought I got a booty call, but it turned out to be a butt dial
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lawpoop
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2018
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If a large bird were shaking its big ghetto booty in your face, would you call it...

A twerkey?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bruce656
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2015
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I don't know what they use to fill butt implants, but I hope it's called I Can't Believe It's Not Booty.

I made up that joke. I know it's terrible.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EightGodzillas
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2021
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What does a pirate need a cellphone for?

Booty calls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadsjokesnet
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2021
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I accidentally butt dialed my ex last night.

I swear it’s the only booty call I’ve ever made.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EliteCombatWombat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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I gave my number to a pirate once.

I'm getting sick of all the booty calls

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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Pirates of yore would get a treasure chest off a looted vessel and often hear voices coming from the chest saying "yoo hoo!"

It was the booty calls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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Call that person you really like at 2 in the morning...

You hope they don't answer, you can even hang up after 1 ring.

They text you the next morning 'what's up?'

You text 'Oh, I didn't realize I called you, must have been a butt dial.'

You text 'I guess you didn't answer huh?'

You text 'You must have known.... it was a booty call.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dontinquire
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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Got dadjoked by a girl I just started talking to...

So, we had been texting, when I get a call from her, only to realize that it was an unintentional call.

>Me: I think you just butt-dialed me..

>Her: Are you insinuating that I booty called you?

I died laughing. I think this could go somewhere...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cloneofcloneofme
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2014
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I was in a car with my friends

We were talking about the topic of phone calls when one of my friends says Friend: I butt dial people all of the time. Me: So technically, you always make booty calls... Rest of the car: groan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Justinian9572
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2014
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Isn’t a butt dial really just

a booty call?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CharlotteZard2016
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2018
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