Loudest fart I ever heard
A twerkey?
I made up that joke. I know it's terrible.
Booty calls.
I swear it’s the only booty call I’ve ever made.
I'm getting sick of all the booty calls
It was the booty calls.
You hope they don't answer, you can even hang up after 1 ring.
They text you the next morning 'what's up?'
You text 'Oh, I didn't realize I called you, must have been a butt dial.'
You text 'I guess you didn't answer huh?'
You text 'You must have known.... it was a booty call.'
So, we had been texting, when I get a call from her, only to realize that it was an unintentional call.
>Me: I think you just butt-dialed me..
>Her: Are you insinuating that I booty called you?
I died laughing. I think this could go somewhere...
We were talking about the topic of phone calls when one of my friends says Friend: I butt dial people all of the time. Me: So technically, you always make booty calls... Rest of the car: groan
