Bookies Puns

A list of puns related to "Bookies"

What's the difference between a small cookie and a small bookie?

One is tasty, the other's a little bettor

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👤︎ u/wizard7926
📅︎ Feb 08 2020
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My friend takes bets on who's the ugliest person in a crowd.

He's a FaceBookie.

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👤︎ u/PotBuzz
📅︎ May 03 2020
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You can make a lot of money betting on unvaccinated horses...

The bookies always assume they never even have a shot.

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👤︎ u/OK_Compooper
📅︎ Aug 23 2019
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