A list of puns related to "Booby Trap"
Party boob
Macaulay Caulkin!
Rand mines.
It was a booby trap.
It was a booby trap.
It was a booby trap.
Too many booby traps.
They're all booby-traps.
Three brothers are trick or treating near a shady house. Suddenly, a spider appears on the first brothers arm causing him to scream in shock. This causes the second brother to run away in fear only to get hit over the head by a dead tree branch. The third brother tries to escape but trips over a coffin. Filled with fright, the three brothers decide to go back home before they are stopped by a ghost that informs them, “The items you have encountered today will kill you in exactly 20 years.” and vanishes into thin air. Understandably, the three brothers were terrified out of their wits and ran back to their house.
20 years later on Halloween, the first brother has booby trapped and spider-proofed his entire house. Unfortunately, he accidently runs into a wall causing a black widow to fall on his arm and killing him.
The second brother has prepared for many years and made sure that he was nowhere near any trees. However, he somehow miscalculated by one day and was killed when a lightning bolt struck a tree causing it to fall and crush him.
The third brother completely forgot about the ghost’s warning and was having dinner with his wife. His allergies were really acting up that night, so he decided to go to a pharmacy to purchase some allergy medicine. Suddenly, without any warning, the entire store goes dark and a giant coffin appears in front of him, opens up, and starts moving towards him. Remembering his frightful Halloween over 20 years ago, the brother starts desperately throwing everything in sight towards the coffin but to no avail. Now there is nothing else left other than a lone bottle of NyQuil. In one last brave attempt, the brother throws the bottle of NyQuil at the coffin and it miraculously vanishes.
Because NyQuil keeps the coffin’ away.
She was setting a booby trap.
It was a booby trap.
Well, first, you gotta set a boobie trap...
They failed to see it was a booby trap.
It's a boobie trap.
Damn boobie traps
Because it was a Booby Trap
It was booby trapped.
My friend opened the fridge and a bag of pumped breastmilk fell out.
"Oh, sorry!" I said. "The fridge is boobie-trapped!"
My wife came to bed, and as she got into the bed, she rolled over onto my hand. She looked at me and said,
> Looks like your hand is trapped under my boob
to which I replied,
> Looks like my hand has been booby-trapped..
My kitten, Bean, fell asleep on my mom's boobs. My dad walked in the room, paused for a moment with his dad joke face, and exclaimed "don't fall for it, Bean! It's a booby trap!"
groan
And I slipped on her bra. I guess you could call that a boobie trap..
My daughter: Have you seen my pink bra, dad?
Me: The one on the bathroom floor I tripped on yesterday?
My daughter: Oh.
Me: It was a booby trap.
My daughter: Why you trippin, dad.
I saw this picture on the front page and had I had to send it to my dad. This is his e-mail response.
"Hey, Konceptz
Holiday greetings vary. Summer funny. Others try to spring a trap on the reader. Of course, that works best on people who will fall for anything. My Mom always told me that when I winter the mailbox to be careful for booby traps.
See son, I'm trying to look out for you. Hope you have a great Christmas!"
Quite dadstardly of him...
seemed to be a booby trap.
It was a booby trap.
It was a booby trap
It was a boobie trap
...It seemed to be a booby trap.
It was a booby trap
seemed to be a booby trap.
It was a booby trap.
It was a booby trap.
It was a booby trap…
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