I always believed that 'sticks and stones would break my bones, but words would never hurt me.'
Until I fell into a printing press.
What do you call a wizard that walks everywhere barefoot, has poor bone density, and bad breath ?
Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis
If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock
What kind of worms have bones?
What did the bone mage use to rob medieval homes?
Where did the triangle go to mend its bones?
An accidentally overcooked Mennonite t-bone
There is a German shepherd next door that keeps burying bones in my yard, and taking poops on my flower bed.
A lot of people say they don’t have a racist bone in their body
After all, racism is only skin deep
They found bones of a homisapien who lived before the ice age. Some say he was the first hipster...
since he lived on the earth before it was cool.
What do you call a dog who digs for bones?
Which is the funniest bone in the human body?
How many bones are in a human hand?
Why are all archeologists depressed?
Because their lives are in ruins
How many bones are in a human body?
Did you hear about the cannibal who threw a pile of funny bones into a boiling cauldron?
He made himself a laughing stock
What bone does a musician break?
How much do all your bones weigh?
I was making chicken broth, but I used the chicken’s funny bone
You could say I made a laughing stock
How do you think they measure the weight of bones?
They probably Skel-a-Ton at a time!
How much do huge dinosaur bones weigh?
I don't know, but surely a skeleton
What did Bones say to Captain Kirk at the river crossing?
Dam it, Jim
(Be gentle it’s my cake day)
I swear I ordered the sirloin, yet they brought me a t- bone
Apparently I have been mistaken.
TIL: Humans are born with four kidneys
When they grow up, two of them becomes adult knees
There's no justification for holding a knife while flirting
Not even if it's a boning knife.
Can you name all the bones in the body?
I know an archaeologist who found a human leg bone during an excavation. The other archaeologists got excited and went over to help him.
Turned out to be quite the shin dig.
What do you call a collection of bones made out of kitchenware?
My archeologist buddy invited me to a party. Apparently the entertainment was looking for leg bones in his backyard.
I asked the guy at the meat counter for a couple of t-bones, but he gave me some sirloins instead.
He later apologized for his mis-steak.
I want to make a bone and carry around.
Why ?
So I can say It’s not funny but... I found this humerus.
I lost my guitar pick made out of cow bone
I told my brother I lost my bone pick, he said “of course you did”
“I really have a bone to pick with myself for doing that”
What do you call the boss at Old McDonald's Farm ?
What happens when you boil a funny bone?
It turns into a laughing stock
Do you know how many bones I have in my hand?
What happens when you boil a funny bone?
It becomes a laughing stock.
What do you get if you boil a funny bone?
How many bones are in your hand
How many bones are in the human hand?
How many bones are in a human hand?
How many bones are in a hand?
If you boil a funny bone, it becomes laughing stock. Now that's humerous.
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