What do you call conjoined twins that have emotionally bonded?

Close.

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I bonded with a colander in holey matrimony.

We have a strained relationship.

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My girlfriend and I bonded over our love of mints. It's like we are

mint to be together.

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My friend and I really bonded over our love of shoes

I think we're solemates

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Why doesn't james bond fart in bed?

Because it'll blow his cover

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What does James Bond do before he goes to bed?

He goes undercover

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LegAcyCoolBro
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What do you call James Bond taking a bath?

Bubble 07

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what would James Bond have if he were a shopkeeper

A license to Till

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sonicblue06
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VIAGRA....It won't make you James Bond....

.....but, it would make you Roger Moore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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What did the atom say to the other atom it wanted to bond with?

"I've got my ion you"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_otterinabox
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"The name's Bond. Vagabond.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
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Why was James Bond kicked out of a toilet?

Because it was not agent's toilet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BowelMovementator
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How does James Bond’s doorbell introduce itself?

Dong. Ding Dong

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hungytoaster
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The guys there were really bonding...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RandomMemer_42069
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A James Bond movie from 1979
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Netcob
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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What does James Bond need to go on vacation?

A License to Chill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TimeX13
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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Son: Dad, why did you name your pet tarantula James Bond?

Dad: Because it’s a Spy Duh!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedWing_16
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What did James Bond’s mom say as she was giving birth?

I’ve been expecting you, Mr. Bond.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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You cannot break their bond
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Why does James Bond Have grey hair?

Because there's no time to dye!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/19dazza97
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Their bond is inseparable
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πŸ‘€︎ u/l2np
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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What did O2 say to OH- when it found out that it formed a bond with H+?

Oh you H2 HOE

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Barber: Mr. Bond, you are turning old and grey. Would you like me to colour your hair?

Janes Bond: No thanks. Dye another day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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What do you call the chemical bond in minerals?

A gems bond

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zetafunction64
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My wife insisted she has nudist genes

I responded that nudists are defined by their lack of jeans

Edit: there->their

Edit 2: Awards? Wow! I'd like to thank the Academy, the community, my wife, and the man who made this post possible, my father in law!

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What is Chicken Little's least favorite James Bond film?

Skyfall

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anathex_Adv
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Why did James Bond keep his library book?

Because it was Due Another Day

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A spy walks into a science lab. When asked who he is, he says β€œThe name’s bond...

β€œHydrogen Bond.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_-SLAYER
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I just finished watching James Bond

I was shaken, but not stirred.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justcaleb2001
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The names Bond

Ionic Bond

Electrons taken, not shared

Creddit to my chemistry teacher

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IdentifiedAnon
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My name is bond, double.....
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Drinking vodka martini's won't make you James Bond.

But it'll make you Roger Moore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theGamingDad123
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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What's James Bond's favorite gas station

007/11

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πŸ‘€︎ u/im9999999999
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Bonding time with Dad one afternoon.. /r/Jokes/comments/g8xxdc/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PK_GirPade
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What do you call James Bond taking a bath?

Bubble 07

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr_nameless_one
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Why doesn't James Bond fart in bed ?

Because, it would blow his cover.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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What do you call James Bond taking a bath?

Bubble O 7

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What do you call James Bond taking a bath ?

Bubble O7.

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Why doesn't James Bond fart in bed?

Because it would blow his cover

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What do you call james bond taking a bath?

Bubble 07

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James Bond enjoying himself

What do you call James Bond in a bath?

Bubble 07

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What does James Bond do before he goes to sleep?

...He goes under cover.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FeedMeToTheFloor
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Fact: viagra won’t make you James Bond...

... but it will make you Roger Moore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FirstHomosapien
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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What do you call James Bond taking a bath?

Bubble-07

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gamerwife2017
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What does James Bond do before he goes to sleep?

He goes undercover

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRetadedBanana
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β€œMr. Bond, you are turning old and grey. Do you want to colour your hair?”

Bond: No time to Dye. Dye another day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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What does James Bond do before he goes to bed?

He goes undercover

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